A Landon is shorter than most, good at math and science and very quick to judge people. A Landon usually has a strong love for sports and is caring from time to time. Their moods can change depending on the number of people surrounding him and id a good friend if he gets to know you.
Landon: hey bro get on my level!
Bro:*bends knees* is this better nugget?
Landon:*plots plan for revenge😾
Bro:*bends knees* is this better nugget?
Landon:*plots plan for revenge😾
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