masterbate; everytime a guy masterbates god kills a kitten. therefore kitten killing is code so ur substitute teacher doesnt know wat ur talking about ::knows from experience::
by krysti and mandy December 06, 2003
by JIMMYJONG October 20, 2006
the act of urinating on someones doorstep, then placing a kitten in the puddle of urine. then ringing the doorbell and running away.
(most find this to be the most fun when you run to a hidden place so you can hear the victim screaming in shock at the urine-soaked kitten.
(most find this to be the most fun when you run to a hidden place so you can hear the victim screaming in shock at the urine-soaked kitten.
mrs. finklenumger was being a total bitchface, so i pickle-kittened her.
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by butt daddy supreme July 28, 2010
A Dom/sub relationship where either the male or female dress and act as a kitten. It has BDSM involved; if one does not have BDSM in the kitten play relationship, it is just cosplay.
by meowmemaster October 28, 2015
by boob da qooq January 26, 2010
A smoll bean who likes using the word "UwU". They spend most of their time in video games and on discord.
by Noxfelldownthestairs January 26, 2022
Future Kittens are kittens that haven't been born yet. However, they're still adorable.
They are generaly described as little floating balls of fuzz with ears and whiskers. They float around in the infinite abys of not being born yet until they are ready to be loved.
They are generaly described as little floating balls of fuzz with ears and whiskers. They float around in the infinite abys of not being born yet until they are ready to be loved.
"Future kittens, future kittens. Haven't been born yet but their still adorable."
"mew mew mew... maaooo"
"Tyler Durden is a future kitten!"
"mew mew mew... maaooo"
"Tyler Durden is a future kitten!"
by Stroppy43858345834 June 02, 2009