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North Tawton Kidney Tickler

A semi-mythical Kung Fu sex move whereby the master is said to possess the ability to rattle a lady’s internal organs to oblivion using just his manhood (or so it feels after a few jars at the football club) -A bit like the mystical five point punch exploding heart trick in Kill Bill
Steve thought he had given Maria a real North Tawton Kidney Tickler when he came home from the club on Saturday but actually he had just passed out and shit his pants after whipping his cock out
by Petting Zoo Pete August 20, 2019
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Alan the kidney tickler Guzman

He will most definitely tickle your insides with his girthy shaft.
Damn Alan the kidney tickler Guzman fucked up how I walk.
by Mr tickler January 29, 2020
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rearranging my kidneys

Graydog was rearranging my kidneys last night. Could also be said Graydog rearranged my pennies last night.
by Oldwomaninshoe December 4, 2021
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nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet

the nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet is used by grandmaster baiters who have gooned so extensively over many years that there is a semen build-up of many meters high in the gooncave, which results in semen seeping through the tip of the penis and making its way through the bladder and up to the kidneys where it then coats kidney stones in layers of nut, which then the body temperature eventually evaporates creating nut fumes which stain the kidney stones, essentially giving them an upgrade. these nut-coated kidney stones then push through the tunnels filled with semen and eventually make their way out, where the grandmaster baiter will then plant into the specially made gauntlet, allowing for the full gooning potential to be unlocked.
have you finished your nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet yet?
by iimcrimson February 17, 2025
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