ketchup & fries

a play-on-words, seeing the act of dipping a french fry into ketchup to dipping a dick into a pussy.

Betty: "He asked me for if i wanted ketchup & fries and i said fuck yeah"

by i'm a rizzard, hagrid December 21, 2023

Sparkly Ketchup

What that stupid ad for grammarly keeps reminding us of. Like wtf

"If you have one great idea, sayyyy: sparkly ketchup

by omgyamisobored January 24, 2024

Creamy Ketchup

Creampieing a girl on her period.

Brad gave Amy the creamy ketchup

by PizPuz April 29, 2023

Ketchup

Lipstick on a guys pants in the genital area.

Baby that's not lipstick, it's just ketchup on my pants

by Rico Raton April 30, 2023

National Ketchup Day

I can only drink a bottle ketchup

Friend: Drinking Coke
Me: Slaps it and gives bottle of ketchup

Friend: WHY
Me: it’s national ketchup day
Friend: oh ok

by Despacito Eater 333 October 28, 2019

Happy ketchup pot

When your girlfriend is on her period but is in a good mood.

Wave: “Good morning happy ketchup pot”
Lee: “Good morning loml 😊”

by Lilli_Bit November 6, 2021

McDonald's ketchup

It is where a guy dressed as Ronald Mcdonald cums on a McDonald's front counter

Have you seen that Mcdonald's ketchup

by Mommymilkers000 September 29, 2021