A Karl 

An ignorant democrat who opens the door for communists to overthrow the United States of America.

See Karl Marx

Don't be such a Karl. How can you not see the corruption in this election!!!

A Karl by TheKevinJames December 1, 2020

peeping karl

Having the tip of your penis outside of your zipper while your zipper is down.

Dude, check your self, you got a peeping karl going on.

peeping karl by terpman September 30, 2007

Sleepy Karl 

The guy who discourages you from waking up and being productive by enticing you to sleep with the most wonderful dreams.

Originally discovered by the stand-up comedian, Mike Birbiglia.

Sleepy Karl: "Why do you want to go out there and talk about computers when you can stay here and go skiing and your skis are french toast sticks?"

Mike: "That's a great idea! I'm oughta give you a 401k."

Sleepy Karl by Sleepy Karl December 9, 2012

vanilla karl 

A sexual style in which the couple populate in the missionary position while maintaining eye contact until reaching simutainous climax followed by at least two hours of intellectual conversation and cuddling

He gave her a Vanilla Karl.

vanilla karl by LovelyAnarchy April 5, 2018

Slow Karl 

When your staff is working too slowly and you fill a tube sock with shit and slap them across the face with it.

Pierre was taking his sweet ass time wrapping up his documentation so David hit him with a Slow Karl.

Slow Karl by bossy boss November 7, 2008

Kamikaze Karl 

A girl is bent over in one corner of a room on all fours. The man stands roughly 100 feet away and gets into a four point stance. Then proceeds to sprint across the room aiming at the girls ass with a raging boner. Then rams his boner with full momentum into her ass. Caution: May cause head and back injuries

TC

Chris saw Lena across the room and proceded to Kamikaze Karl her. She suffered major back injuries.

Kamikaze Karl by The Crew February 12, 2005

Hot Karl Nunchucks 

The act of swinging twin shit filled tube socks in circular motions striking your partner or anyone within striking distance.

My roommate drank my last beer so I stole his tube socks and hit him with hot karl nunchucks.

Hot Karl Nunchucks by G-man and KG May 24, 2009