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Jordan

Jordan is the kind of guy that acts gay, but actually isn’t. He is unathletic as hell, and loves to rock out with his cock out. He’s very unintelligent and is a dumbass.
Jordan, for the last time I’m not have sex with you!
by The Goat23 April 27, 2019
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A stuck up asshole who uses girls and is a complete dick to everyone
God I hate Jordan
by Emo chick May 2, 2019
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Look it’s jordan the simp!
by Qalhajejsje May 13, 2019
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annoying
rude
stinks of shit
small
wont leave you alone no matter what you do.
probably gay
that guy fucking stinks. yeah must be a Jordan.
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My absolute best friend in the entire world who is an incredible artist! I look up to her so much and she is always fun to be around. A super nerdy girl who rocks her style and has great taste in clothes ilysm
A show Jordan just recommended became my favourite she has such great taste!
by itsmyoppinion May 2, 2018
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Jordan is a young loving man with a humongous horse dick!
Jordan is hot and sexy!
by KrypWalkJ39234 April 19, 2020
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Jordan is a annoying, old looking, horny ass person. He has no chance in getting a good girlfriend and is no where close to being smart. He never shuts the fuck up.
person1: Jordan,shut the fuck up!

Jordan: Blah blah blah
by SHADOWBOI!!@## February 26, 2020
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