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by Ghost Weeboo August 2, 2017
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by Chippgirl_18 October 14, 2018
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Guy 1: "Hey, you know that Jordan kid over ther-"
Guy 2: "Oh, him. Yeah, I don't wanna hear another one of his jokes. I do not want to relive that."
Guy 2: "Oh, him. Yeah, I don't wanna hear another one of his jokes. I do not want to relive that."
by Largeboi21 November 2, 2018
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Jordan is fucking dumb
by Для того March 4, 2019
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by Friend of a Jordan January 7, 2019
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by Shark007 June 27, 2018
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