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Unicycle Johnson

Used during roller hockey games. When a player on skates is not looking, an opposing player comes up from behind and sticks the blade of his stick between his legs and hits him in the balls. The player then proceeds to drag the unwilling recipient as far as he can on skates.
Billy didn't like the way Tom was playing in the hockey game, so he gave Tom a unicycle Johnson during a time out and Tom hasn't played since.
by Bryan McCabe August 28, 2008
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Alex Johnson

The size of a planet
That is a right Alex Johnson of a thing
by bradcastratesnonce September 25, 2020
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Mrs. Johnson

The most annoying bitch in the 9 realms. If you think you have a bad teacher then think again. The amount of bullshitery achieved by Mrs. Johnson will leave you wanting to kill yourself.

Exp. "You can listen to musical, but it has to be on the Chromebooks and it has to be clean."
Holy fucking shit I hate Mrs. Johnson so fucking much.
by Big_B00ty January 13, 2020
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peyton johnson

Peyton Johnson is part of a YouTube channel called the Johnson fam. The channel has amassed over 1.2 million subscribers. She has collaborated with everleigh rose and has an Instagram account called liv and pey with over 160,000 followers
by Ldgigtgh July 23, 2019
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Johnson Alert

What you tell your homies when your Johnson is out. This can be used at any time to alert anyone, not only your homies, that your Johnson is indeed out of your pants; on the loose, if you will.
Guy 1 - Guys my dick is out, and swinging as we speak
Guy 2 - Johnson Alert! Johnson Alert! His Johnson is out!
Guy 1 - You're so stupid.
Guy 3 - Johnson Alert yall!
Guy 1 - I hate you guys.
by xendord November 26, 2022
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Big Johnson

A funny dude (probably called Cameron) with a dope ass truck.
by low key lit May 29, 2019
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Danny Johnson

SOO (Son Of Oleum)

A very keen Commodo from 54!

Loves Wets Boats in the garden and google earth
Danny johnson loves the wets boats
by keebs001 April 14, 2011
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