A Hey Jason is the act of yelling to someone like a douche bag in an extremely loud manner, in a public area such as a school or park setting. This is done when the folk is too far, and can only hear you by shouting.
by Jabba.the.will March 31, 2009
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2. Also known as guy with a panache for obscure references and witty reparte.
3. Also known as source of cool music references
2. Also known as guy with a panache for obscure references and witty reparte.
3. Also known as source of cool music references
1. I would so love to Jason him.
2 and 3. Wow - that's cool to hear you talk about TMBG and Tenancious D. You pulled a Jason on me!
2 and 3. Wow - that's cool to hear you talk about TMBG and Tenancious D. You pulled a Jason on me!
by I'm the other woman May 12, 2009
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by 73pontiacguy January 1, 2008
Get the jason job mug.Jason "Jigzagula" Henriques, is known as the Jamaican, “Jay - Z”!
He is originated in the “Coppershot sounds”!
Jason is also a back up vocalic for Sean Paul in concerts!
He is featured in the “De dance” for Sean Paul’s forth video, “Like glue” taken from the VP Records // ATLANTIC release, “DUTTY ROCK”!
He is originated in the “Coppershot sounds”!
Jason is also a back up vocalic for Sean Paul in concerts!
He is featured in the “De dance” for Sean Paul’s forth video, “Like glue” taken from the VP Records // ATLANTIC release, “DUTTY ROCK”!
by Rizwaan October 21, 2004
Get the Jason "Jigzagula" Henriques mug.To claim to have no memory of something by placing the blame on a government organization, rather than one's own forgetfulness.
Anniversaries:
Spouse: "Did you not remember that today is our anniversary?"
You: "Sorry, significant other, but I Jason Bourne'd all about it"
Grocery Shopping:
Spouse: "Did you forget the milk, again?"
You: "Whoops. My bad, love of my life, but I Jason Bourne'd as I walked past the dairy aisle."
Destroying the Evidence:
Spouse: "Did you get rid of the body like I told you to?"
You: "Damn. I'll admit, ball and chain, that I'm a highly-trained assassin that works for a shadowy government organization that I can recall almost nothing about... i.e. I Jason Bourne'd the corpse."
Spouse: "Did you not remember that today is our anniversary?"
You: "Sorry, significant other, but I Jason Bourne'd all about it"
Grocery Shopping:
Spouse: "Did you forget the milk, again?"
You: "Whoops. My bad, love of my life, but I Jason Bourne'd as I walked past the dairy aisle."
Destroying the Evidence:
Spouse: "Did you get rid of the body like I told you to?"
You: "Damn. I'll admit, ball and chain, that I'm a highly-trained assassin that works for a shadowy government organization that I can recall almost nothing about... i.e. I Jason Bourne'd the corpse."
by Rondo's Ghetto Wookiee December 2, 2010
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