Jackov'd

Jackov'd (pronounced jacked off) means being jerked off but not in a pleasant way. In a way where your ballsack gets slapped hard repeatedly. The process is highly unpleasant and painful.

I'm sorry for your pain, but you've been jackov'd.

by TwoSocks May 4, 2019

jakob's shatter

tfw you meet an arrogant person that tries to intimidate you so in order to regain harmony you must show said person they ain't shit.

queer 86: yea, that creep wanted to dangle a carrot like im vegan, so i had to lend a hand in jakob's shatter

queer: youse a cow, huh. mooooooooove.

by 4cc_bloom May 19, 2019

jakob

A guy that's into tractor's. And put's hes 2 inches in the exhaust Pipe, and call's he's tractor Berta

"What is that white stuff in my tractor's exhaust Pipe?" person 1
"I think someone pulled a jakob" person 2

by ..?..?.. May 23, 2019

Jakob

The good type of guy to get high with

Marley:Oh he's such a jakob

by Anaymonous guy May 29, 2019

Jackolantern

Masturbating using a Jack-o-lantern

Person 1: What did you do this Halloween?
Person 2: Just Jackolantern inside my room

by Pinksizzlejingleberry June 2, 2019

Jakob

A man who, without doubt, will get A+ in everything possible but will still act like it was soooo hard. But he also share all his work with friends in need, and wont expect anything back (not that he need any help, because he is so smart). He is capable of driving a car, but you might have to pray before. He might also run a marathon...just for fun.

Wow, that dude got an A+ in math, but he crashed the family car again.... such a Jakob am i right??

by SicarioMusic June 16, 2019

Jacko

A ginger twat who has a skin head which is a shit cut , mainly known in the world as “jack the spacko” which is his gang name ob the streets

Jacko is back

by Hello its me mo March 25, 2019