jackassbian

A person who is both a jackass and a lesbian.

Hey, you're a jackassbian!

by riddlebags December 26, 2010

jackassery

the act or actions of a stupid person, or jackass.

Andrea: "boy, that guy sure parked in a clearly labelled handicap zone."

Dan: "Yes, Andrea, he sure performed a flagrant act of jackassery in his decision to park there."

by dantheplumber January 26, 2013

Jackasssary

Nonsense created by businesses to make life more difficult without providing a real benefit.

Carding someone for buying spray paint is total jackasssary.

by SunnycKitty November 13, 2015

Jackassassasinate

(verb) - to kill someone who is famous but is such an A-Hole that they do not deserve to be "assasinated" but merely "murdered".

Dang, Donald Trump is such an A-Hole, someone should jackassassasinate him.

by jakspigot November 10, 2016

Jackassery Degree (J.D.)

A degree in jackassery required to become a lawyer.

On your application for this attorney position please provide a copy of your Jackassery Degree (J.D.).

by Ae5Ea8 November 23, 2016

Jackasstically

Of or pertaining to performing an action with intent to be a sarcastic jackass.

The were a bunch of people praising Trump, so I jackasstically shared a gif calling them bootlickers.

by Dick Nuttin November 4, 2020

Jackasshole

When you don’t just call someone a jackass or asshole, you combine both into a double swear word.

Person 1: “Yo this person is being a jackasshole”. Person 2: “What the fuck did you just say”.

by A Person Named Carlito January 20, 2021