Jordan The Ninja 

Dastardly handsome, very talented individual who takes on tons more than meets the eye. A person who is very skilled at a great many things which most abilities are unknown. Although the skill level is very high, this often blinds the individual to certain cues. Deep down, there is a longing to be known for who he truly is. A silent scream to be heard as a person.

At first I didn’t buy into Jordan The Ninja being a real ninja. But alas, I have discovered that you can never really know him unless you know him not. He really is Jordan The Ninja

Jordan The Ninja by JordanTheNinja November 23, 2021

jordasaurus 

An intelligent, feral creature of unknown origin. They are known to roar and bite at any sign of provocation, but become tame when provided with coffee.

The jordasaurus ripped his arm off after he spilt her coffee

jordasaurus by wittiest December 1, 2021

andre jordan 

a hamster in the woods that does nothing but stare into empty space while dreaming about other male hamsters.

andre jordan, also named "dre".

andre jordan by enquious October 18, 2011

Spike Jordan

(Noun) A drink (preferably soda) that's mixed with more achohol than the drink itself.

I asked for a little achohol and I got a Spike Jordan.

Spike Jordan by BHYT March 17, 2016

Kayla Jordan 

Kayla is a beautiful girl with a fat ass she gets all the niggas and got like hella hoes in her phone and she's not one to be played with cause she will slap a bitch.

Kayla Jordan fucks a lot of boys.

Kayla Jordan by 👍🏽 June 18, 2018

orange jordan 

An Orange Jordan is named after acclaimed adventurer and United States Marine Daniel Jordan. His healthy take on an Old Fashion is simple and direct, like his take on life. 3 oz of whisky/rye/bourbon dash of biters and a touch of Grand Marnier. No sugar, no fruit, simply delicious.

Enjoy and Semper Fi

Bartender may I have a delicious Orange Jordan

orange jordan by Deej6006 December 1, 2017

majid jordan 

A toronto based r&b duo signed to OVO.

2 of the most goodlooking guys in the industry.

Have you heard about Majid jordan?

I’m such a jordan girl

I’m such a majid girl

majid jordan by Majjor December 27, 2017