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jostle my bees

to upset oneself in any form of negative emotion such as anger, sadness, or physical un-wellness
I shouldn’t eat food before going on the rollercoaster or I’ll jostle my bees.
by hazelnuthuntress May 26, 2020
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jostal

Jostal is the name of a person which is really rare as very few people in the world have it
His name is jostal

Jostal , what a unique name
by Jaggadaku April 4, 2020
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Jooske

Jooske is the kindest, sweetest and most amazing person ever. She may not be the first person you notice in a room, but when you do you’ll never want her to leave your side. She doesn’t have an evil bone in her body, but that doesn’t mean she just likes anyone, that’s because she has very strong morals. She won’t accept anything that is unfair or unjust.

She’s a glowing light in the dark. She can be social and a party animal, but also likes to have alone time and just read books etc (she’s a real bookworm, and very very smart)

If you got yourself a Jooske, you must do anything to protect this precious creature. Protection is necessary since some people will use her for their own good. But it’s worth it, because she will keep you alive in return (by supporting you and always being there for you)

She doesn’t fall into relationships, but rather likes to take it slow so that she knows for sure what she feels. (This is also because she hates conflict (bc she doesn’t want to hurt anyone) and wants to avoid this as much as possible.) But if you hurt my Jooske I will personally come hunting you down.
Person 1: Omg, look at her!!!!
Person 2: Yeah I know, she looks sooooo much better then 3 years ago!
Person 3: I heard it’s all thanks to Jooske, she saved her...

*all 3 start crying of jealousy and admiration*
by Rmkdte July 3, 2020
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jomstom

jomstom
Hey guys, its me jomstom here.
by rankusdankus October 25, 2020
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jonsthsn

You misspelled Jonathan, you dumbass. 'Jonsthsn' is you, becsue you're so stupid you don't even deserve a real name.
You stupid idiot, I can't believe you spelled it 'Jonsthsn'!
by Jewish Bale October 27, 2020
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Josti

The josti band is a band especially for mental handicapped people. There are really people who buy tickets for them. They are populair. In Dutch a mental handicapped person is called a Josti.
-Look at that josti! Brr no, I find him creepy.
- you are such a josti!
by Mijntje November 13, 2020
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Josti

The josti band is a band especially for mental handicapped people. There are really people who buy tickets for them. They are populair. In Dutch a mental handicapped person is called a Josti.
-Look at that josti! Brr no, I find him creepy.
- you are such a josti!
by Mijntje November 13, 2020
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