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jaspered

jaspered |jaspered| verb

A state of inebriation that is reached after one too many swigs of Georgian Cha-Cha, Gold Vodka, or the like. This level of intoxication usually leads one to a) whisper incoherent song lyrics into their friends (or innocent bystanders') ears b) dance with disjointed hand movements around the face and neck area while flalling arms and shaking head c) caress sensuously all in site.
"man, I was so jaspered last night, I left my glasses in the freezer to keep them safe!"

or

"Jasper got so jaspered on his birthday that he professed his love for his roomates before taking a shower with his shirt on."
by ScrappyTheCoco February 20, 2011
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Jasper

A amazing beautiful girl ,who is very innocent. And is so loving and you don’t want to hurt her because you would feel like a bitch because you just hurt the best person ever.
by Hi my dude January 22, 2019
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Jasper

A really hot lad. Very athletic and funny. He will lie if he has to, and never judge you. Perfection! There’s a Jasper in my class and he’s dang good at everything! So smart! 💗💗💗
Girl 1: Jasper likes me!!
Girl 2: Yeah right, Shelly!
Girl 3: Who do you think you are?
Girl 1: There he comes!!

Girl 2 and 3: Jaws drop.
Jasper: Hey Shelly! Let’s talk at lunch!

Girl 2: I’m so sorry, master!
Girl 3: Forgive me, my lord!
by ShellyThyGrandAbbotJindao September 3, 2019
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Jasper Juice Box

When someone urinates and ejaculates into a persons anus and sucks it out slowly with a straw.
(Darren)..I heard rod had a Jasper juice box last night ?

(Dylan)..Ya I heard Brian farted and the juice started comming through Rod's nose.
by Dylan Wilson February 12, 2008
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Jeepers Creepers

This has a 2 part meaning: Jeepers : The sensation of tequila running down your throat; Creepers: The hangover the next morning!
More specifically with the brand Jose Cuervo
Wow, that was quite a party last night, those Jeepers Creepers were flowing!!!
by Lilly Pops April 24, 2011
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the jester

What you call a big man with a sack when your trippin mad balls
HOLY SHIT!!! THE JESTER IS COMING!!!!
by Spydudes June 20, 2019
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Jaspery

Major Wimp, Flake Out, Wussy, Someone who is afraid to be outgoing!
Ugh, He's such a freakin jaspery!

She's Not gonna fight me, she's a jaspery!
by keelers&oreo July 13, 2009
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