1. Used when you were moded and don't know how to respond to the statement in a sensible manner (This CAN be funny, but be careful! You can sometimes leave hard feelings/hurt emotions when talking about someone's "momma"
Friends kicking it at a basketball game...
Guy 1: DEFENSE! (clap, clap) DEFEN--
Guy 2: Defense? Dude, we're on offense.
Guy 1: *doesn't know how to respond, doesn't want to look stupid* ...YOUR MOM'S on offense!! *looks satisfied*
Random Friends: OHHHHH!! YOUR MOM'S ON OFFENSE!!
(all share a good laugh)
OR, HURT EMOTIONS VERSION
Guy 1: DEFENSE! (clap, clap) DEFEN--
Guy 2: Defense? Dude, we're on offense.
Guy 1: *doesn't know how to respond, doesn't want to look stupid* ...YOUR MOM'S on offense!! *looks satisfied*
Random Friend: *shakes head in disbelief* Too far, man. *comforts Guy 2*
Guy 2: *snivel* ...My mom's not even ON offense!!
Guy 1: Alright, I'm sorry, man.
(group hug)
Guy 1: DEFENSE! (clap, clap) DEFEN--
Guy 2: Defense? Dude, we're on offense.
Guy 1: *doesn't know how to respond, doesn't want to look stupid* ...YOUR MOM'S on offense!! *looks satisfied*
Random Friends: OHHHHH!! YOUR MOM'S ON OFFENSE!!
(all share a good laugh)
OR, HURT EMOTIONS VERSION
Guy 1: DEFENSE! (clap, clap) DEFEN--
Guy 2: Defense? Dude, we're on offense.
Guy 1: *doesn't know how to respond, doesn't want to look stupid* ...YOUR MOM'S on offense!! *looks satisfied*
Random Friend: *shakes head in disbelief* Too far, man. *comforts Guy 2*
Guy 2: *snivel* ...My mom's not even ON offense!!
Guy 1: Alright, I'm sorry, man.
(group hug)
by samantha-fantha February 16, 2013
Get the your mommug. An alternate spelling of "your mom", commonly used on large online communities that prohibit the use of the phrase "your mom" in bio's, messages, motto's, etc. The phrase originated due to the fact that in many fonts, when the lowercase letters "r" and "n" are placed consecutively, they make what looks like a lowercase "m".
by mattv93 March 29, 2008
Get the your rnommug. someone close to you that you trust and stick by at all times
you’re always able to talk to them and share personal things with them
they’re the first person to know about something big in your life
you’re always able to talk to them and share personal things with them
they’re the first person to know about something big in your life
Christina and Meredith from Greys Anatomy
“Christina i’m your person” “you’re not my person owen is my person”
“Christina i’m your person” “you’re not my person owen is my person”
by michael heehee June 29, 2019
Get the your personmug. Wow, that girl has some really nice ass, I would
definitely call her Your Thighness.
"I will do whatever you want me to, your thighness"
- every partner Nickey Minaj has ever had
definitely call her Your Thighness.
"I will do whatever you want me to, your thighness"
- every partner Nickey Minaj has ever had
by De Finer February 10, 2021
Get the Your Thighnessmug. 
This is most commonly used on a school bus from naive students to support their gossip, even if it's literally a frickin' compliment.
by SpeedoThreeSixty December 21, 2020
Get the Your face ismug. Being in your cone is not only a physical scenario but also a mental situation. you could be extremely drunk, struggling with something, in a lot of trouble/debt or even straight up not having a good time. being in your cone is being in your poes, but politer.
Bro 1: dude i think you drank too much
bro 2: yeah i’m in my cone
guy 1: my family found out i smoke
close friend to guy 1: you’re in your cone!
bro 2: yeah i’m in my cone
guy 1: my family found out i smoke
close friend to guy 1: you’re in your cone!
by tommy spooking shelby April 24, 2020
Get the In Your Conemug.