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Barn door Blowout

When yo nigga be down town tongue punching ya clam and you cum so good you rip a mean fart out the back door stankin like a dirty farm animal
Last night Jamal was going down on me and I decided to test true love when I hit that nigga with a Barn Door Blowout and he even tried to suck in my fart the second I let rip...in fact hewanted to share the Barn Door Blowout with me, so he hit me with a "Cup O' Soup." the rest is history....
by Queefin' Queen of 2017 July 12, 2017
mugGet the Barn door Blowoutmug.

Pottery Barn groan

The pottery barn groan refers to the pissed off scoff/groan that someone lets loose after checking the price on something they wanted to buy from the catalog. Also applies in pottery barn stores, but more toned down due to salespeople that might be listening.
Jenna: OMG, that vintage apothecary table would look PERFECT in the living room!
Sarah: Wow, it is beautiful. Lemme check the price.
*Pottery Barn groan*
Sarah: Awww man.
Jenna: What?
Sarah: It's more than our rent, Jen.
by SarahsAir March 1, 2010
mugGet the Pottery Barn groanmug.

Horse left the barn

Nancy: are you ok rob
Rob: nope, the horse left the barn, I'm gonna have to change.
by Robert billfuse November 17, 2019
mugGet the Horse left the barnmug.

Mrs/Miss Barnes

Usually a school teacher

Tends to be an English or History teacher who calls students names such as ‘dumb’ and ‘rude’.

Not familiar with technology and gets highly agitated when using it.
Uses words - like ‘you’re very rude’ ‘get on with your work’ and noises such as ‘arghhh’

Often says someone’s name wrong.
Enjoys calling people things such as: nicompoop, horrid, nasty, scum ... etc
‘’Do you have miss/mrs Barnes for anything? She’s awful!’
‘she’s a real mrs/miss barnes’
by ihatereligion March 13, 2018
mugGet the Mrs/Miss Barnesmug.

muck my barn

by nukchung October 2, 2017
mugGet the muck my barnmug.

portugese car barn

When a toy car is inserted into the rectum of a person and their partner has to retrieve it with their tongue.
oh my god, when we did the Portugese car barn, it was such a rush. His tongue was so cold and it sent shivers down my gooch
by RzR_rawr June 28, 2009
mugGet the portugese car barnmug.

Emily barnes read

A crazy bitch who will stand by you regardless of what day your having. She can make you laugh anytime and is the best person to slap. She is usually tall and skinny and knows she's slightly retarded but doesn't give two shits.
by Just a dumb nerd October 30, 2020
mugGet the Emily barnes readmug.

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