Take The Only Way Out

Suicide

Did you know that it's a crime to attempt suicide? It's getting harder and harder for people to Take The Only Way Out.

by squishy nuts October 13, 2008

Only on days of the week that end in “y”.

Only on days of the week that end in “y”… a saying that just actually means “every frikin’ day”.

Example #1

Question: Do you drink often?

Answer: Only on days of the week that end in “y”.

Example #2

Question: Do you use drugs?
Answer: Only on days of the week that end in “y”.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 25, 2023

the only un-crusty burger

the one guy thats unlike all the rest

Mykalya: omg hes soooo cute!!
Abby: yeah he's the only un-crusty burger

by abbyw January 28, 2009

You're the only spraypainter for me, Lucas

A phrase used in the movie "Lucas".

Often used in a perverted way on 4chan.

As seen in a comic on 4chan:

"Hey Lucas, come spraypaint this for me.

What? No, I'm busy. Go get someone else to do it.

You're the only spraypainter for me, Lucas

Dude, WTF."

by Pikamander2 October 12, 2010

Blunt Smokers Only Club

The pinnacle association of garage winer. The BSOC was founded in the fall of 2006. The BSOC is exclusive and its only members are the most chronic chronics. Entry is gained after either a generous presentation or consumption of weed

Is that Titties & Drew? They're in the Blunt Smokers Only Club

by Dreww April 11, 2007

It's only gay if your balls touch

Some heterosexual men, in a two-male-one-female threesome, will avoid the sexual position "DP sandwich" because there is a good chance that one guy's dangling and swinging balls will rub against the the other guy's balls, creating gay pleasure and thus making the sex gay. The woman, to help the guys overcome their gay fears so that she can get what she wants, will encourage them by saying that the sex would only be gay if their balls touched.

Woman: C'mon guys, give it to me! At the same time! I'm so horny.
Man 1: No way, that's totally gay.
Man 2: Yeah, that's gay.
Woman: What is this, the Rocky & Bullwinkle show?! C'mon guys, think about it, it's only gay if your balls touch.
Man 1: (To Woman:) OK, maybe you're right. (To Man 2:) But I'm going to be on top because I don't trust you and your low-hanging balls.
Man 2: Sure, man, whatever.

by EmptyMeter April 25, 2017

Face only a mother could love

Someone horrendously ugly. Only a mother would love them or ( maybe not ). They're that ugly.

Salvatore Vitale has a face only a mother could love.

by sjjs2 October 24, 2008