to jump a curb, just like flip a bitch is to make a u turn, you can have a very erotic conversation about driving if you were so inclined to.
ima was driving in the wrong direction so i told her to flip a bitch, but she didn't see the curb so she ended up humping a ho.
if you were running from the cops you could hump a ho to get away.
if you were running from the cops you could hump a ho to get away.
by philip.f October 7, 2007
Get the hump a homug. Rachel: He monkey humped the fuck outta me last night!
Lisa:really?
Rachel: yeah i was all like ooh ohh eee eee awwe awee oh
Lisa:really?
Rachel: yeah i was all like ooh ohh eee eee awwe awee oh
by inyofacenowbish January 29, 2009
Get the monkey humpmug. by BLKGSR June 16, 2004
Get the Hump-ratmug. The unattractive, and usually fat, slutty girl at every party. Hump Whales usually think that they're hot, but they really aren't. They are just used as back-up hookups when guys can not get a hot girl at a party. Hump Whales are quick to get drunk (usually faking), loud and obnoxious, and will flirt with and hook up with any guy they see.
Guy #1: Why are so many guys all over that girl? It's not like she's attractive.
Guy #2: Dude, there's like a 1:4 girl to guy ratio at this party. She's the Hump Whale. It's her time to shine.
Guy #2: Dude, there's like a 1:4 girl to guy ratio at this party. She's the Hump Whale. It's her time to shine.
by TCT1 April 20, 2010
Get the Hump Whalemug. The term applies to "dry-humping" the bathtub floor in the middle of having a bath. This may be performed with the use of a sex toy; something that may be mounted on the bathtub floor with which the penis may be inserted into.
The decrease in friction results in no chafing after easily having an orgasm in the water.
The decrease in friction results in no chafing after easily having an orgasm in the water.
That fucking chick wouldn't suck my dick so I told her to put on a movie while I went bathtub humping.
by Sza BOMB May 27, 2009
Get the Bathtub Humpingmug. When you aproach someone in order to give them a friendly hug, and that person (hopefully of the opposite sex) practically sits on your lap. Commonly found in desperate people.
"hey you know that lisa chick? yeah, i hugged her and she gave me the time of my life! what a hump hugger."
by Dr. Boring May 23, 2006
Get the hump hugmug. by pillowmasturbationudword September 16, 2012
Get the Pillow Humpingmug.