Apart from telling tall tales about video games and giving standing blowjobs to ZeniMax executives and true to the nature of the inherently effeminate and preposterously puny and petite stunted sissy manlet fairy that he obviously is, Little Napoleon Howard enjoys prancing about town wearing a variety of fabulous and fanciful high heels on his nasty, little feet, including but not limited to: thick-soled sneakers (undoubtedly containing insoles), boots with stacked heels, platform shoes (obviously), high heels (naturally), stilettos (only for his sugar daddy) and stilts (when grocery shopping all by himself like a big boy). A particularly infamous and hilarious photo beautifully showcasing Tiny Todd's ever-present, deep-seated and overpoweringly potent manletism-induced inferiority complex, taken at the 2015 Fallout 4 video game launch event in Los Angeles, features the illustrious Kaley Cuoco and Tiny Todd "Tippy Toes" Howard amongst others. Shamefully grinning while standing on his tip toes (for shame!) like the literal subhuman that he is and while being towered over by absolutely every man, woman and child in the vicinity, Tiny Todd was most likely thinking about ending it all by hanging himself from a table lamp with a string of dental floss upon returning in defeat to his hobbit-hole that night.
Manmore 1: Hey, why are there a bunch of doll shoes lying in the street over there? Manmore 2: Those are Todd Howard's high heels. The dwarfed Oompa Loompa was crossing the street with an armful of high heels when a gust of wind just blew him away. Manmore 1: Manlets BTFO. Manmore 2: Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator September 11, 2024
Get the Todd Howard's high heelsmug. The personification of the Napoleon complex. An absolute manlet. Short-tempered, always compensating and prone to telling tall tales, tiny Todd exhibits the classic symptoms of suffering from a Napoleon complex deluxe, undoubtedly due to him being a petite and effeminate runt of a sissy manlet boy. This terminally insecure turbo-manlet ruined many video games with his pathological lying. The desperate act of a little man with a big Napoleon complex.
Hey, isn't that tiny Todd Howard riding on a Skeever over there? That utterly insignificant manlet is probably on the way to his hobbit-hole to order high heels and hookers online!
by ManletDepreciator July 21, 2024
Get the Todd Howardmug. by Gyattrizzlersigmaboy February 10, 2025
Get the Audrey Howardmug. by Kyle Howard September 28, 2022
Get the Kyle Howardmug. A boy who likes to talk to other girls at a party instead of his girlfriend he hugs every girl at a party instead of his own and is a hypocrite
by Unknown8743790855 July 15, 2019
Get the Howardmug. by L8ogan April 16, 2022
Get the Sean howardmug. To perform at such a pathetic level that you are utterly and mercilessly annihilated by your opponent.
Petry: "Holy shit man. I knew your team was bad but not that bad. You were viciously Howard-ed last week."
James: "I know. My squad got reamed out pretty bad last week. I am a complete laughing stock now."
James: "I know. My squad got reamed out pretty bad last week. I am a complete laughing stock now."
by Hold the Door July 2, 2018
Get the Howard-edmug.