hocknockle

Used to describe a completely unrealistic fight sequence.

Under siege. tommy lee jones trys to stab steven segal with a knife. steven segal catches the knife in his teeth, rips out tommy lee's eye, stabs him in the head with the knife, then pushes him into some electronic equipment which causes the whole place to blow up.

by Keats April 9, 2005

Hockey Tournament

A gathering of hockey teams usually a great distance away to compete for 1st place. It is the most dreaded time for a hotel. Seeing that hockey is played mostly by teens, havoc surely follows. Havoc includes: destruction of rooms, destruction of pool, innocent people getting hurt, police calls, pranks, elevator shut downs, security patrolling halls, ban from restraunts, locker room destruction, loud music, smeel of equipment, stolen objects, destruction of restraunts, employees made fun of, urine in pool, sauna shut downs, early curfew, and even the rare fire starting.
It sounds crazy but usually only 1 team per hotel do this. So if your at a hotel don't be too worried, just be on the lookout. And plan vacations accordingly to the following, Hockey Tournaments are usually played (ones surrounded by "*" are to be avoided at any costs):
Labor Day Weekend
Presidents Day Weekend
*2nd or 3rd week in March (end of year tournament)*
Christmas
Halloween
*THANKSGIVING*

Guy 1: Want to hang out this weekend?
Guy 2: Sorry, man. I'm off to a hockey tournament.
Guy 1: What are you going to do?
Guy 2: Play hockey and cause havoc in the hotel.

by HockeyChamp September 8, 2009

Hocklefart

A viscous, phlegm-like slime excreted from the anus when passing wind on the lavatory, often followed by passing of faeces.

"I thought I was going to have a big poop but it was just a hocklefart."

by Hocklefarter April 18, 2010

Hockas

The word 'hockas' is a mix between the word 'hockey' and the word 'chicas' (meaning girls in spanish.) The hockey girls usually get called the hockas in a compilation of these two words.

Hockey team: Come on the hockas!

Girl one: Who you going out with tonight?
Girl two: The hockas, I'd invite you to come, but you're not a hocka.

by xhjx August 1, 2010

Hocrum

(hoe-crum) An article of clothing a female leaves behind in your room after a night of hooking up.

That girls left her thong behind from last night, She is always leaving hocrums

by victorioussecret January 2, 2011

Hockey Flossing

Verb. The act of drying ones nutsack, chode, and asshole after a shower. This is done by gripping the towel by two corners, spreading ones legs and asscrack whilst standing, inserting said towel between legs, and quickly moving the towel back and fro until the undercarriage is clean and dry.

'Dude Wendy walked into the bathroom today while I was hockey flossing. FML.'

'My nuts are still damp, man. I forgot to fucking hockey floss this morning.'

by PrimalConcreteWedge December 26, 2013

hoco fail

When the students of howard county refer to their B or eve low A as a failing grade. When a student of hoco says they received a failing grade, assume they mean a B unless they say specifically that they "legit failed".

"Hey how'd you do on the test?"
"Not great. I failed. Not even a hoco fail, legit fail. I got a 69%."

by One with Burliegh May 24, 2016