chocolate helmet

A chocolate helmet occurs when a penis tip enters a soils anus, and when removed is covered in feces.

I popped my penis in her ass and had a chocolate helmet when I removed it.

by Mushy mellow November 18, 2018

chicken helmet

where you fuck a girl stupid. not blonde stupid, drooling retard stupid.

"Man, I fucked her so hard last night, she was droolin' when she left." "You gave her a chicken helmet?" "Yea I did"

by jamap August 07, 2008

snail with a helmet

A dick that has been circumcised.

After talking to this chick for a while, she told me that she had never been with an anteater...only with guys that sported a snail with a helmet.

by DrWatson August 25, 2005

German helmet

A (very) loose vagina placed over ones
head and face. Is dangerous and not
always possible and can cause suffocation.

Douche: I swear that b**** gave me a German helmet
Johnny: You lie.

by Chronos9 February 02, 2011

Mixing Helmet

You are a complete fucking herb if you wear a helmet to spin records.

Yo B! I wore this tight ass mixing helmet up in the club last night.

by herbal_life October 09, 2006

Pussy Helmet

A miniskirt that is so short as to to be just long enough to cover the pussy.

A miniskirt not much larger than a belt.

That pussy helmet is so short it's a wonder she hasn't been arrested for prostitution.

by skwirly January 04, 2012

Johnny's Helmet

Another word for a condom. Taken from the Hit movie 40 days and 40 nights.

1: So strap on Johnny's Helmet and go for it!
2: Yeah, Okay. (breathes in deeply) I can do this.

by hconf1 December 21, 2005