Hanson Hat Trick 

When a single hockey player has three fights in a single game. Similar to a hat trick in which a player has three goals, or a Gordie Howe hat trick when a player has a goal, and assist, and a fight. Named after the Hanson brothers from the movie Slapshot.

Person 1: Did you see that game last night?
Person 2: Yeah, didn't Jody Shelley fight Bob Probert three times??
Person 1: Yup. Hanson hat trick.

Hanson Hat Trick by why did we trade shelley? February 13, 2010

Hansol 

Sexy Asian chick who knows how to dance when she's drunk. When sober she is the funniest person to be around and can make anyone laugh. Extremely creative!

Tends to wander....

We're going to get soooo Hansol when we go to the party!

Hansol by tagasayhrllroerrys November 29, 2011

Hanson 

The most amazing man in the universe. He's able to get any girl in an instant. (Not that he would) He is an extremely intelligent human being who can do quick maths. He is also a legend at basketball and has decent handles. Hanson is also a master salesman and can sale pretty much everything.

Oh lawd, it's Hanson!!!

Hanson by 2Literz4Lief December 7, 2018

The Hanson 

Originating from the famed "Hanson Brothers" music group, actually has very little to do with the group itself. This epic maneuver is the simple act of ejaculating into your hand, sneaking up behind a prefered female bystander, singing the line "MMM.. BOP!", and when they turn to enjoy the memorable 90's tune, you dominantly bitch slap them in the face with your juicy cum hand, then continue to shout the Hanson Brother jingle proudly.

"So Sherry came up to me at the party last night and said she loved that one 90's musical trio that was all brothers, but couldn't remember what their hit single was called, so I came back 15 minutes later with The Hanson so she would never forget again."

The Hanson by Ragzilla April 28, 2010

Pulled a Chris Hansen 

When, after learning the person you are chatting with is a predator, you proclaim that you are Chris Hansen, from To Catch A Predator, in an attempt to drive them away.

Other Terms: Pulling A Chris Hansen

<bigD!CK21>: Hey, I'm 21/m/new york. How old are you?
<littlecutie9>: 15/f/new york. You do know I'm not legal right?
<bigD!CK21>: It's okay. I'm totally okay with that.
<littlecutie9>: Hello. I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline. Now, can you tell me what you were planning to do tonight?

~<bigD!CK21> has logged off~

Marissa: Hey, remember that college guy I told you I was chatting with?
Ricky: Yeah. How'd that go?
Marissa: Yesterday he asked me what I was wearing and if I was legal. So I Pulled a Chris Hansen and laughed when he logged off.

Pulled a Chris Hansen by RedRaine November 16, 2009

Hanskis Jeblanc 

A fine young female specimen that is open to giving hanskis in public... seriously. especially to those of indian persuasion. Her natural habitat is at famous players in Belleville On, to the popular teen flick, The Last Song, starring Miley Cyrus.

She's a total hanskis jeblanc

Hanskis Jeblanc by hannahj.blanc May 22, 2011

Hansel and Gretal 

Definition

1: When a girl feeds her man fruit all day so his cum tastes better. (verb)

"Yeah man, my girlfriend hansel and gretaled me all day so she could have something sweet without any calories"

Hansel and Gretal by huibgsduifv August 28, 2016