Hans Jakob

A "Hans Jakob" is a introverted male teenager who is kinda handsome, a little bit of a class clown but not populare, not at all sporty he has a small group of friends that he likes to hang out with.

That New kid is kinda a Hans Jakob

by Henrkn July 25, 2019

Han soloing

When you have such a crazy wet dream that the whole blanket molds around your body and crusts like Han Solo trapped in carbonite.

Friend (1) : holy shit I just found him completely Han soloed in his bed this morning he must have been Han soloing

Friend (2): get the hot water we have to rescue him

by Bigpapacito69 August 29, 2025

Han Jisung

Han Jisung (also known as quokka) is a Korean (British) chil-man. He is an amazing all-rounder. We luv Han Jisung. Han biased people (like myself) go crazy for Han. We especially love Hold My Hand

Person 1: who’s Han Jisung?
Person 2 (Han biased): oh Han? He’s so amazing like wow he’s an amazing all-rounder.

Person 1: what’s an all-rounder?
Person 2: Han jisung

by hanjisungswifeeee January 30, 2025

Jun Han

What can define as Jun Han was the man with kindness and richness

Jun Han saved the world

by Jun Han November 23, 2021

Hans Peter

"Hans Peter" is a vaginal condition. It can be found in a range of different countries where it grows and thrives. It has a fishy smell and is usually a series of fish-like scales growing inside the vaginal cavity. The condition is often seen in big black African women, and it can be transmitted by air.

Oh girl, smells like u have got some seeeerious Hans Peter going on down there, you should go have it checked.

by Biggie wiggie May 20, 2019

Han

A shy boy at first but when you get to know him you will realize that he is the sweetest, funniest, kindest boy you ever meet. He is just so full of love.

Han is so full of love

by jazzmmine November 21, 2021

Hans and Wolfgang

The act of adopting a german accent and becoming your alter-ego Hans whilst a friend does the same and becomes Wolfgang. Sometimes misconstrued by strangers but perfectly acceptable.

John- What were you and Dan doing yesterday in you room?
Fred- We were just having a Hans and Wolfgang moment.

by melonhead999 October 11, 2011