hitler's handshake

a female performs cunnilingus on another female while sneaking a mouthful of tabasco sauce, thus causing an incredibly loud reaction which sounds like a German screaming unadulterated profanity uncontrollably.

Oh my GOD! The neighbors called the cops on me because my girlfriend cheated on me, so I gave that beyotch a Hitler's Handshake to teach her a lesson.

by fenderhammer January 1, 2010

The Devil's Handshake

When one inserts all four fingers into a woman's vagina while simultaneously proceeding to enter their thumb into the anal orifice and begins to make a crude chopping motion to simulate a traditional handshake.

I gave Jennifer the Devil's Handshake last Wednesday, much to her delight.

by Alongschlong November 20, 2018

T.I. handshake

Standing for Thursday Island Handshake, a handshake coined by the native people on thursday island near Australia. it typically involves a local such as a barmaid who reaches up the shorts of a another and gently tugs on the man's penis.

man (unsuspecting): wow this bar is great
(meanwhile behind him) the bar mad reaches under his shorts and grabs his dick (the T.I. handshake)
man: ow, oh hey

by whrb October 16, 2008

Romanian handshake

To perform fellatio or cunnilingus in an effort to secure favors or favorable treatment.

"Did you see the gymnastics judging? Somebody must've been doing the old Romanian handshake to get the scores that high."

by Vlad the Impaler August 25, 2004

Hades Handshake

Sexual act wherein one lover squeezes the base of their partner's penis until the organ is a swollen bluish purple. The pleasure received from the act is not physical, but a mutual feeling of trust and harmony between partners.

This act was named after the Greek God of the Underworld, Hades, because of the corpse-like appearance of the penis during the procedure.

(hay-deez hand-shayk)

Oh Dolores, Jonathan and I bonded over a Hades Handshake last night. You and Verner should definitely try it. It saved my marriage.

by Hades Helpers August 10, 2012

Persian handshake

When two individuals engage in joining hands, but as they do so they spread their fingers and one individual rotates their hand to a horizontal plane while the other keeps his or her hand vertical, resulting in a scissoring motion of the fingers. This act is seldom done in error. Its usage could connotate either a later scissoring rendezvous or membership in one of the many global scissoring sororities.

Person 1: "Did you see Mary and Sue do the Persian handshake when Sue came in?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I think they're totally going to scissor later!"

by scissordome March 17, 2013

South Buffalo Handshake

The origin is hockey related. A situation where two individuals exchange opposite punches either simultaneously or in alternating succession.

After Bob and Steve were separated, they attended to their injuries after that South Buffalo handshake.

by AEPiFlippy December 5, 2010