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van handy

When a bisexual male cheerleader gives handys in a van in front of the frat house.
Andy is giving van handys at all the OU houses tonight
by Errordelete86 March 30, 2022
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Highway Handy

The act of receiving a hand job by the passenger while riding a motorcycle down the highway.
Should of been there bro! I went for a ride on the bike last night and a bar fly gave me the best highway handy!
by Highway handy April 9, 2022
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Handy Dandy Standy

It is whenever the male is tall enough were the female can give him head while standing.
Hey! Give me a Handy Dandy Standy. Cherry
by A white girl with a big butt November 26, 2020
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Handi-Cappin

When someone is cappin’ (full of shit) and the stuff they’re lying about is completely retarded.
You’d have to be a complete retard to believe that handi-cappin’ shit dude was talkin’.
by Riot Craig December 18, 2020
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Handi

by Dicktionary~ January 19, 2021
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Half Winded Handy

The point in which a male gets so close but so tired trying to jack off, they give up, blue-balling yourself. Symptoms include major ass and ball sweat. To prepare for a Half Winded Handy, make sure your fan or air con is on in the room in which you're winding it.
Dude, I tried to relief myself after class last night but all I ended up with was a Half Winded Handy and a pair of blue balls.
by Blaceph January 23, 2021
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diamond handy

The act of your wife giving her a boyfriend a tug job while you watch epic gains on $GME from greedy hedge funds.
I was so busy watching my gain porn, I didn't even notice my wife was giving Melvin the 'ol diamond handy.
by Jdizzle30 January 30, 2021
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