Handy

Gay slang for well endowed.

That neighbor Grayson sure looks handy!

by big papas fritas March 13, 2022

van handy

When a bisexual male cheerleader gives handys in a van in front of the frat house.

Andy is giving van handys at all the OU houses tonight

by Errordelete86 March 30, 2022

Highway Handy

The act of receiving a hand job by the passenger while riding a motorcycle down the highway.

Should of been there bro! I went for a ride on the bike last night and a bar fly gave me the best highway handy!

by Highway handy April 9, 2022

Handi

Likes Fucking

Handi fucks everything

by Dicktionary~ January 19, 2021

Half Winded Handy

The point in which a male gets so close but so tired trying to jack off, they give up, blue-balling yourself. Symptoms include major ass and ball sweat. To prepare for a Half Winded Handy, make sure your fan or air con is on in the room in which you're winding it.

Dude, I tried to relief myself after class last night but all I ended up with was a Half Winded Handy and a pair of blue balls.

by Blaceph January 23, 2021

diamond handy

The act of your wife giving her a boyfriend a tug job while you watch epic gains on $GME from greedy hedge funds.

I was so busy watching my gain porn, I didn't even notice my wife was giving Melvin the 'ol diamond handy.

by Jdizzle30 January 30, 2021

pandy handy

A handjob given in a pandemic. Likely a bit of a concession, in that a blowjob might have been given if it weren’t for the pandemic and needing to keep one’s mask on.

She’s been pretty serious about quarantine so I ended up with a pandy handy.

by breezygoing January 31, 2021