Hamburglar

An incompetent driver; anyone who shows a lack of competence behind the controls of a motorized vehicle.

Friend 1: So how is the road trip going?
Friend 2: Well I just entered Jersey and- OH GOD THAT HAMBURGLAR RAN OVER THOSE CHILDREN!

by Arnettia August 16, 2010

hamburger

v., slang - (to) hamburger someone

to capture someone and squeeze them between your and someone else's body, resembling a hamburger, the victim being the "patty" and two attackers the buns.

to be caught beneath a pile of people

"Salad" and so on can be added to reach a huge pile of people or "ingredients".

Guy 1: Let's go hamburger him!
Guy 2: Dude, I'm in.

Guy 1: "I'm so gonna sneak into that show."
Guy 2: "Well, have fun getting hamburgered by security."

by Bi-Larious Anon March 4, 2011

Hamburgler

A short, stocky, annoying fellow will pretends to be one's friend, but hides malicious tendencies.

The kid is a little f'n hamburgler

by Street Urchin April 6, 2004

hamburger helper

bad heroin, cut to much

he sells hamburger helper

by Wappingers Falls August 4, 2008

hamburger helper

Getting off with your partners face covered in shit.

when your partner is giving you a reach around with theri face in your asshole. Then right when you start to cum you shit on their face making it look like hamburger helper.

by the hopwood June 25, 2009

Hamburgerman

A comic book character created by none other than ME, Joseph. In the comics, Hamburgerman originated as a Wendy's Classic Single. But he was then super-sized and became Hamburgerman, and gained super powers. He flew away and landed at the Burger Cave(Burger King) and dedicated his life to fighting evil. Some of the villains he has battled include the Super Fry, The Six-Dollar Burger, but his greatest villain is Pizza Slice. Luckily his trusty sidekick, Pizza Boy, is always there to fight and drive the Pizzamobile. Hamburgerman has starred in 6 ground-breaking, award-winning seasons and is preparing for a seventh.

Hamburgerman defeated the Six-Dollar Burger in Season 2 with his ketchup blaster.

by _Morpheus_ August 8, 2006

hamburger helper

The act of vomiting up a recently eaten hamburger onto your own penis as lube

Clay Aiken uses hamburger helper to butt-ram other men.

by mgooch July 7, 2011