gangsters holiday

Going to Jail/Prison

Where a gangster might take an extended stay

"Where's carl?"
"He got caught selling dime bags.. he on a gangsters holiday now"
"Oh word... they really gotta decriminalize that ish"

by kultbae September 2, 2017

chinese holiday

Escaping from the need to do any work at your desk by going to hide in the toilet without needing to use it.

"Where's Keith?"
"He looked pretty stressed earlier. Reckon he's fucked off for a Chinese holiday."

by Lewis Hogan November 3, 2017

Un-Holiday

A day that isn’t a holiday.

Joe: Is it a holiday today?
Josh: No, it’s an Un-Holiday.

by ImBlubadobebadoby December 15, 2018

pagan holiday

A holiday that a religion says it happened during that time but didn't happen even close to where that said religion is saying is happening.

Christmas is a pagan holiday due to the song "We Three Kings" says that they travel from China, Japan, North Korea and South Korea area.

by Commander8750 December 22, 2018

black holiday

When a black guy calls in sick even though they aren’t .

Yo nigga , I took a black holiday yesterday. I said I was sick, but I wasn’t.

by NiggaT87 July 31, 2019

Bent Holiday

When you have a vacation but it's just a massive bender.

We had a bent holiday in Vegas; I remember very little of it.

by mevdev March 6, 2021

Hallmark holiday

Unlike the sanctity of the traditional high holidays, the Hallmark Holiday was invented by the executives of the Hallmark corporation to increase quarterly sales. Generally agreed upon to include Valentine’s Day, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, and essentially any pseudo- holiday that a card can be sold for.

Jimmy panicked when he realized he hadn’t gotten a card for his dad’s special day, but then quickly relaxed when he realized it was a Hallmark holiday - Father’s Day - and the card was optional.

by Grant Rampus June 20, 2021