Chair Hair

Similar to 'Bed Head' in which the hair on the back of your head is matted down from prolonged sitting.

After a nap in my new Lazy Boy, I found that I had Chair Hair.

by kevinjanko August 3, 2008

Daddy Hair

A hair-do on a little girl that was obviously done by her father. This could be a pony tail, a braid or any other style that is put together haphazardly and half falling out.

Did you see poor little Emily? She had some serious daddy hair.

by SnappingOrchid August 24, 2010

hair catcher

A condition when a person's butt is so pronounced that when in the shower, natural hair loss from their head gets clogged between their butt cheeks rather than clogging in the shower drain.

Wow, check out the hair catcher on that girl!

by OutKickedCoverage February 10, 2018

Hair-don't

An ill-conceived hairstyle, usually sported by professional football players. A particularly ridiculous but seemingly fashionable hair cut.

"Do you watch the world cup last night, did you see Ronaldo's new hair-don't?"

by Dunc Slamm June 22, 2014

Pineapple Hair

anix’s word for the green thing on top of spongebobs house

weow did you see the green thing on spongebobs house?

duh it’s pineapple hair

by moonangxel June 17, 2020

suboobial hair

Hair growth in the region hidden by your boob flaps.

Hey man, I just waxed my suboobial hair. Hurt like a bitch. It’s a difficult spot to reach so i had to have my mom help.

by YourSecretMate May 12, 2020

Pensi Hair

if you type this into youtube comments, you will be banned off the site forever.

Pensi Hair

by TheHylian12 August 29, 2017