Hair-don't

An ill-conceived hairstyle, usually sported by professional football players. A particularly ridiculous but seemingly fashionable hair cut.

"Do you watch the world cup last night, did you see Ronaldo's new hair-don't?"

by Dunc Slamm June 22, 2014

Pineapple Hair

anix’s word for the green thing on top of spongebobs house

weow did you see the green thing on spongebobs house?

duh it’s pineapple hair

by moonangxel June 17, 2020

acid hair

Is a phenomenon that occurs while a person is on acid.It is when your hair turns out awesome under circumstances where it absolutely should not.

lola:i just took the muddiest five hour hike wearing nothing but a satchel and boots

peter:it gave you awesome acid hair! lets go talk to the bunny in that tree

by lola 67 June 7, 2012

Hoth hair

the condition of one's hair after long-term exposure to cold, snowy weather; usually, a direct result of snow having melted upon a hatless head

(from the film The Empire Strikes Back, which partially takes place on the ice planet of Hoth)

"I should blow-dry this mess upon my head lest I walk around with Hoth hair for the remainder of the evening."

by Professor Echo September 8, 2014

Gimmick Hair

When a person has an "edgy" haircut. The gimmick is that no one can see past the hair into how lame or unattractive the person is.

"Dude that guy was so cool"
"What?! No he wasn't. He had gimmick hair!"

by babooforu April 23, 2009

camaro hair

a chick rocking the Farrah Fawcett feathered hair style.

check out her awesome camaro hair!

by i heart camaros March 2, 2012

Neon hair

The stereotypical, over-the-top liberal chick (did you just *assume* my gender?!). Distinguished by their brightly dyed hair and propensity to be conspicuously offended and outraged by just about anything that doesn't perfectly line up with their ultra left wing views, and easily identified by overuse of the words "racism" and anything ending with "-phobic"

Guy on Twitter: Man I think it'd be really cool to raise a family and be a Christian.
Neon hair: THAT'S RACIST AND HOMOPHOBIC! YOU'RE ALSO FATPHOBIC BECAUSE I SAW YOUR POST ABOUT GOING TO THE GYM ONCE!

by Russellsroughneck July 21, 2021