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knee hockey

A game played by children, as well as teens, where all players hold a small hockey stick that is the appropriate length to use when on one's knees. It is ideally played full contact, but leaving one's knees is a violation of the rules. It is an Americanized version of the Canadian game {{mini-sticks}}, and is commonly played in basements across the Midwest, New England, the Mid-Atlantic and throughout the United States.
At out of town youth hockey tournaments, players often bring small nets and sticks so they can play knee hockey in the hotel hallways.
by JewyJewsteinInMD May 3, 2021
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hockey house

where people go to rip worm burners throw tilly's and wheel rockets
Rob went to the Hockey House to rip worm burners, throw tilly's and wheel some rockets and birds
by T-Dinks December 2, 2021
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Dick Hockey

When two people are metaphorically swinging their dicks at each other. Also known as a “pissing contest.”
Alex was tired of all the boys sitting around playing dick hockey, so she grabbed her things and got the hell out of there.
by Salvatore Valentina June 19, 2022
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jungle hockey

Racism term,professional basketball mainly played by black people. Since basketball was invented in africa
by Nick Meadows August 9, 2007
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hockey hair

Known as the texas flop top, arkansas waterfall and other names is a long hear almost to the point of the shoulders. curling and popping out of the helmet.
by brendan w. February 21, 2004
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Hockey Mom

A women that should be watching youth hockey and not pretending she can be the president of the united states.
Look at Katie Couric raping that hockey mom on national television.
by assem January 16, 2009
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Fish Hockey

To play Hockey with equatic animals.
To hit such fish as Haddock or Mackerel with a meter length wooden stick with a sharply curved end. Also see Knackered Makerel
"How about a game of Fish Hockey to cheer you up?"
by aloce September 10, 2006
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