Handy Foursome

A handy foursome is a rich man’s circle jerk. Usually takes place in the Cigar lounge right after the fox hunt, top hats and monocles are required

“Oi mate me and tony are headed to the Handy Foursome”

by Cuntcrusader69 May 2, 2023

Ooti Handi

When someone is such a big idioto that they can't think straight. Ooti means dumb and Handi means handicapped which is basically saying that you are so dumb that its like you are handicapped.

Karen: What does this question mean? Me: Karen how do you not know that. Are you an Ooti Handi

by Thatrandomcatdude November 14, 2022

greek handy

When you get a handy on the dance floor of a frat house.

You hear the boy Jason got a Greek handy last week? He’s unstoppable!

by ExcellentTutoring January 3, 2019

Mutual Sandy Handy

When two or more individuals meet, more commonly at a nudist beach and engage in mutual (giving and receiving) maturbation on the beach.

Today I went to the nudist beach and this guy next to me had a really nice boner, he was looking at me...I was looking at his boner and then one this led to antoher and we had a "mutual sandy handy".

by Rubie Alice March 25, 2019

Setup for handi

The word you use when you see something big and advanced but it fits perfectly in your hand.
HANDI = HAND

Guy 1: Oh look at the setup for handi she has
Guy 2: Yeah, look at that (whatever fits in her hand)!

by T-rashhhiboi April 9, 2019

Mr. Rodger's handy

where you receive a hand job while the one giving the hand job wears a puppet on their hand.

Hey Bill how did your date go last night? It was good that chic gave me a Mr. Rodger's handy!

by Steel mill rat July 25, 2019

handy sandwich

The act of receiving or giving a a handjob over the boxers/undies but underneath the pants/shorts.

That stripper just gave me a Handy Sandwich for $20

by BatRoss November 20, 2017