Hamburg

Hamburg is a beautiful city located in the north west of Germany with a population of 1,7 Million citizens. It is the most beautiful city in Germany and the largest after Berlin. You can do a lot of stuff in Hamburg. Like shopping in Altona, that big mall and more. The airport is also amazing since you can get there with the Taxi, bus, S-Bahn (Transport train that goes from Pinneberg to Stade and is mostly in Hamburg) The 2 football clubs: HSV and Sankt Pauli have a rivalry. Hamburg also has a lot of attractions and is called "Better than Berlin" which is true. The weather is shite tho. It has ur most beautiful harbor in Europe and the third most busy Train station in Europe (Hamburg Hauptbahnhof) so A very beautiful city with a lot of crime and the red light district Reeperbahn

Guy: Hamburg is so beautiful
Girl: I know right? So many great things here in Hamburg!

by DustinHenderson May 31, 2020

hamburger in the shower

The act of actually taking a fucking hamburger into the shower causing it to get moist and ready to be thrown out. Commonly done by Australians

"I took a hamburger in the shower and that shit got soggy as fuck!"- Australian man

by HunterJohnston2002 April 22, 2018

Hamburger joe

The act of being racist towards Meepjoepe#0001 (AKA Aden) Because he's a dumb femboy tranny that likes jerking off to little kids.

"Damb i really Hamburger joed that dumb femboy last night"

by Jacelol October 16, 2022

Hamburger Helper Handjob

The process of filling a white glove with warm meat, cheese and noodles then proceeding to insert your hand to then give someone a handjob.

Person 1: I heard Bonnie gave Kevin a Hamburger Helper Handjob last Monday.
Person 2: That shit is wild, they couldn't even wait till a Tuesday!

Person 3: I'm so horny, I think I'm gonna give myself a Hamburger Helper Handjob tonight.
Person 4: That's disgusting bro why the fuck would you say that to me.

by familyguyfan2008 April 21, 2023

Hamburger Man

(Noun); Someone who is basic, plain or boring

Lauren is such a Hamburger man! She never does anything exciting!

by Foam_Flipflops39 September 18, 2020

hamburged

Whenever you find something nice in your city, it closes down shortly after.

"There used to be a semi-decent cupcake place in ABC-Straße, but it has since been hamburged."

by hmans November 8, 2019

Hamburger Hete

A hamburger with Krispy Kreme doughnuts instead of buns.

Hamburger Hete?! Dude, that's like a heart attack in a bun... or, in a doughnut, rather.

by Bilal H. August 18, 2010