James Griffin

Making love to your best friends girlfriend and waiting 3 years to tell them.

He James griffin ed bobby's Girlfriend

by Samir Popli September 9, 2015

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A January Griffin is A cute funny guy with Dave Franco eyebrows. He is the nicest guy you will ever meet. After a conversation with him you won't be able to get your mind off him, and every time he calls or texts you, your heart will fill up with joy and excitement. He is someone you don't need to impress because he thinks your beautiful just the way you are. It doesn't matter if you're a depressing/suicidal person who needs therapy, he loves you. It doesn't matter if you think your fat. It doesn't matter if you think you're ugly. It doesn't matter if you think your no good. he sees past all imperfections. Around griffin, I can be me, and I don't care how I look, because he's the only guy I've ever liked and I feel like I don't need to try and be pretty for him to like me. Also, he may act very gay and wear pink toucan shirts, but don't worry he's straight. Just try and stay away from his friends. If you get a griffin in your life, don't screw it up.

Guy 1: Who is that? Whats with his shirt?

Guy 2: It's a pink toucan shirt? He must be gay.
Me: Nah. That's January Griffin, He's just crazy., And awesome, And gay, but not gay. He acts gay but he's straight.

by myemoliferightnow August 23, 2018

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Griffin's theory

Once a minion always a minion. once touched a minion always touched a minion

have your heard of Griffin's theory bro its so deep it kinda makes me cry a little

by fradern June 26, 2021

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Griffins are funny, hot, and strong. Griffin also has a HUGE dick and can do cool tricks with his tongue. Everybody likes Griffin and you will probably want to keep him around.

Griffin is so very hot

by Bugmanfried6392 December 19, 2021

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