Gooch Juice

The sweat that remains on your seat when you stand up

Dude I just went on a ride and the gooch juice was real - it’s like my taint is haunting my motorcycle

by Byrdieboy996 March 10, 2020

gooch monger

someone who is a gooch whore. One who opens their gooch (A.K.A. grundle) to anyone.
This means this person will show his gooch to anyone

Johnny has been such a gooch monger lately.

by Squeeeeek March 16, 2009

gooch

also known as a Mariya, is a short, glasses wearing person, who likes to talk about the definition of her own name. Doesn't realize that there can be only one gooch.

"Did you see Mariya today?"
"You mean Gooch? Yeah that kid's a loser."

by Super8 December 24, 2008

Gooch

The penis. That etymology comes from a meat packing company named Gooch that marketed their german sausage as "Gooch Blue Ribbon"

"She wants the gooch." meaning she wants cock or "the blue ribbon sausage."

by MrRoadie May 30, 2009

Gooch Slap

The act of slapping a man in the gooch.

Generally this is a non-sexual encounter practiced by a gooch assasin

Steve: hey Vic, if you don;t get your act together i'm gonna come over there and slap you in the gooch

Victor: Whatever

Steve: you asked for it! *Steve thunders toward Victor and slaps him square on the gooch*

Victor: ouch, that gooch slap really hurt!

by Mullet Boss October 27, 2009

Christmas Gooch

The strange few days between Christmas Day and New Year when no one quite knows what to do.

"What are you doing over the Christmas Gooch?"

"I don't know, probably eating leftover turkey and finishing off the Christmas beer."

by 54M3E5T December 21, 2017

Fiddler on the Gooch

When a person strums the gooch with seemingly effortless harmony and skill.

Hey, AJ. You're such a Fiddler on the Gooch. I want to be like you when I grow up.

Danny, man...wow. You know my lower anatomy like a Fiddler on the Gooch.

Hey, do you guys know where a local Fiddler on the Gooch might be? I got an itch that only a Fiddler on the Gooch can scratch.

by Smralfy June 19, 2011