goofy goober

A Big pink dildo that women use to pleasure them selves. Mostly lesbiands.
Wow i want that goofy goober.
by hannah hamilton March 10, 2008
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the tear of the goofy goober

The tears of spongebob and Patrick that short circuited the wiring at shell city and brought them back to life.
Look! It be the tear of the goofy goobers!
by Alastus April 06, 2016
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goober fuck

noun, person: a boyfriend that, even though he adores his girlfriend & lets her walk all over him, he annoys her to no end. even the sound of his breathing makes her want to gouge his eyeballs out & kick him in the face, neck, & nuts. also, the only time he gets laid is a pity-fuck.
jeez my stupid fuckimg boyfriend just changed my oil, put new tires on my car, delivered my baby, got up with her all night while i slept, then moved all my furniture & my best friends furniture upstairs into our new apartment, and he had the nerves to buy me a 3 karat diamond ring & it wasnt even the right size. what a goober fuck!
by ElJaye May 19, 2011
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goober nuts

a guy with bruised/pruny nuts
tessa nut checked jason and gave him goober nuts nut checked
by ben dover October 04, 2004
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goober finger

When someone sticks there hand down their pants and rubs their fingers around their sweaty crotch and then pull it out and run their fingers around the rim of a glass.
The pissed off stewardess gave the jerk in 13c a goober finger after he demand a glass of vodka.
by You Got Robbed April 26, 2008
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goober butt

dimples on the female buttocks which resemble the demples on a peanut shell
That rearend used to be so firm, now its a goober butt.
by playmoresinatra July 07, 2014
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