Goalgasm

What happens in my pants after a goal is scored in soccer.

OMG after David Beckham scored that epic header I had a goalgasm.

by Jacob Pollack May 17, 2008

goalie fuck

On a soccer game, when the goalie makes you go holy fuck, you say goalie fuck instead.

(goalkeeper blocks a penalty)
you: GOALIE FUCK!

by soccerwatcher June 6, 2009

goalie fight

n. From ice hockey. An incongruous event that really should not be happening, shows utter incoordination, poor planning, and a lack of proper attire, and yet is hypnotically entertaining.

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So I hear the mayor of Chicago went up against the gun-control folks. How did that go?

Total goalie fight.

by gnostic 1 September 23, 2013

goaltending

After a controversial posting on social media or a comment on a comment thread, one must be goaltending the post/thread against internet trolls and other commenters from ruining the post/thread.

They spent the better part of the day goaltending their post from internet trolls.

by moonnoom June 10, 2016

goals

lucy hisey and serena mason

dids you see lucy and serena today? theyre literal friendship goals.

by iamedgydora July 20, 2018

Musty Goalkeeper

When you go down on a girl, to be blocked by a stench so unfathomable, you deem that underwear a worthy 'musty goalkeeper'.

Ah man, I went down on this girl the other night, it smelt like she hadn't washed in weeks. I left that musty goalkeeper where it was.

by Grimslow August 30, 2012

black goalie

When a black male is having sex and when ejcaculating inside of the girl when the semen is half way down her the male sucks it back up like a vacuum saving the semen like a goali

"I didn't want to get her pregnant so I pulled a black goalie"

by KiidWavy April 13, 2017