gluteal glaucoma

A bullshit excuse for not coming in to work. or to cancel plans. "Gluteal" literally means ass, and although "glaucoma" is technically an eye disease, another definition of the word can also be: "a poor excuse". So this phrase basically translates to "my ass ain't coming to work and I don't have a good excuse".

John: "hey boss, I'm not coming to work today".

Boss: "wtf John? Why not?"

John: "I have Gluteal Glaucoma".

by dillonstrider413 March 11, 2024

Glueting

An act of pouring down glue or technocol down your ass and then ripping it out in order to make ass hair dissapear.

Hey largemollusk i just tried glueting last night. My ass is cleaner then the White house.
Yo my sister shoved me glueting last night! That shit was delicius as fuck!

by [e-mail] March 24, 2024

Gluteus Crackimus

(Also known as the butt crack) The region of which the art of the deadly fart emerges and you release the snack of the deadly crack.

Where did that smell come from? “My gluteus crackimus”.

by L.R.G March 30, 2024

glunting

the act of buying a sponge, pringle can, latex glove and crafting a homemade fleshlight and using it in a public place

did you hear matt has a glunting streak of 4 days?

by megamuntmaniac April 16, 2024

gluteting

Clenching or tightening your ass checks to make them more defined similar to the act of mewing.

Yesterday I was amazed by how much gluteting I’ve done recently.

by Michael Davis and Thomas Meyer April 19, 2024

Glutnering

It’s when you bust it down digger duke style on two big 65 year old ladies with gluten in her vagina, 1 dick 2 how’s, cock blockbuster on thy hoes, dead bodies only.

he’s glutnering my mom and my grandma. Let me join too.

by anonymous May 24, 2024

GLofton

Always checks on you and wants to make sure you are OK. Knows your past and reminds you who you are. You will always find comfort in his presence. Truly one of your best friends that will always love you no matter what.

GLofton makes my day anytime I see him.

by RaytheDuke June 1, 2024