A bullshit excuse for not coming in to work. or to cancel plans. "Gluteal" literally means ass, and although "glaucoma" is technically an eye disease, another definition of the word can also be: "a poor excuse". So this phrase basically translates to "my ass ain't coming to work and I don't have a good excuse".
John: "hey boss, I'm not coming to work today".
Boss: "wtf John? Why not?"
John: "I have Gluteal Glaucoma".
Boss: "wtf John? Why not?"
John: "I have Gluteal Glaucoma".
by dillonstrider413 March 11, 2024
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