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new found glory

Punk-Pop Band With a lead singer who sounds like Mickey Mouse on helium and is also a complete dickwad with a vocabulary consisting of only a few basic words, fuck, shit, and bitch.
Guy 1: What is that horrible noise?
Guy 2: Hey, New Found Glory is on the radio!
by Mike December 1, 2004
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Blaze of glory

When you're about to get banned on a site, so you go ahead and shitstorm the site without mercy.
Johnny was busy cursing some asshole out and then he got a filter and a report was issued. Knowing he was going to get a permanent ban, he filled the site with "RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE " because he wanted to go out in a Blaze Of Glory.
by DynamicMOO July 7, 2010
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glory story

(1)when a athlete as a freshman doesnt make the team as a freshman, but returns the folowing year as a sophmore and rapes the competetion at tryouts
(2) at the end of tryouts when the coaches give the speech about how a player who got cut freshman year and came back to play there later three years of the sport succesfully
Andy: did your that jack got cut from the lacrosse team?

Ellis: Aww true

Andy: its ok hes gonna be a glory story
by chief brown tip April 10, 2011
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glory slutting

When a person wants to fuck someone important so they can be in the spotlight.

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Alicia wants to go to the Bruce Springsteen concert with me. But I don't want to be a part of any of her glory slutting.
by Catty Bitch October 10, 2016
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Glorypheris

The girl was a glorypheris- her eyebrows were perfect, on fleek, and oh so very elegant.
by sluttycoffeeboy July 3, 2016
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Glory leech

Adj. A person whom is so insecure that someone else is getting attention in their accomplishments that they start talking and bringing comparisons about themselves so that they feel included and special.
Normal person: Hooray! Today I am cancer free! Feels great to be healthy!

Glory leech: Congrats! I know the feeling. I was sick with a bad cold all week. Hooray to us and being healthy!
by #1 Italian stalion September 18, 2017
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