A jock, usually a twunk (can also be a twink), who's obviously gay or at least bisexual, but is so in the closet he doesn't know where the door is. He also usually (but not always) owns a Loungefly backpack and shops at Spencer's frequently.
Brunson: Who's backpack is this? Is that.. Loungefly?
Tyson: Oh yeah that's probably Jacques', he's one of those glitter jocks.
Brunson: Oh that's based af
Tyson: Oh yeah that's probably Jacques', he's one of those glitter jocks.
Brunson: Oh that's based af
by Yeplol October 19, 2025
Get the Glitter Jock mug.The act of shoving a whole pot of multicoloured glitter up your asshole and shitting it out at high velocity usually in a public place such as a playground or a McDonald’s public restroom
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Get the Glitter spider mug.A group of people on the internet who will add the ✨ emoji into there Social Media Bio’s, Profile Picture’s and anywhere else they can find a place to put it.
There one goal is to terrorize the internet.
We all know this wont happen, but just play along with them
There one goal is to terrorize the internet.
We all know this wont happen, but just play along with them
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Get the Glitter-due mug.A very tall bald man who frequents strip clubs or titty bars. He consistently has glitter on his dome and nether regions. Or, a very very gay man.
Rod just got divorced again, the glitter man reared his ugly head and his wife found stripper dust on his drawers.
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