Spider Giraffe

A man who is one in a million infinities.

He is kind, empathetic, loving, gentle, intelligent, witty, funny, silly, sexy and an absolute joy to be around.

He allows you to be yourself, have your experiences and all your feelings. He accepts you for who you are and is your safe space.

He makes you laugh and gives you TMJ (from all the smiling).

And he has the longest spider legs in the universe and is as tall as a giraffe (metaphorically).

He is the man all the women want to be with but can’t (not just because his girlfriend is crazy and would obliterate them).

My sexy spider giraffe can we have Gn?

by The universe_actually August 13, 2025

Human Giraffe

When you Poop,And Splooge in your Partners mouth at the same time while watching A Minecraft movie.

Hey Baby,Wanna Human Giraffe?

Not right now Mom. Im trying to Human Giraffe

by Hurdurdurdurdur88 April 26, 2025

tackling a giraffe

trying to fuck a freakishly tall female

you can find me tackling a giraffe

by racinmason December 8, 2016

flying giraffe

A term used to describe a tall girl with a long neck jumping off a diving board

Hey John you see that flying giraffe

Yah Tom that Girl had one long ass neck

by BIGFROOT June 10, 2023

suicidal giraffe

A teenager who is very thin and tall, almost inexistent, who tries to blap some thots.

Matt: Im finna blap Anklass quick
Finkle: Boi you a suicidal giraffe you got no clout

by jayslefttit February 16, 2018