George Carlin

George Carlin is the funniest comedian that has ever lived. George Carlin is responsible for the original list of "7 words you can't say on T.V." A man who never cares who he may offend, as long as he has SOMEONE pissing themselves laughing.

George Carlin Quotes

"Atheism is a non-prophet organization"

"People with low self-esteem have earned it"

"Let's give credit where credit is due, and admit that scotch tape was a really good idea"

by NikSno May 22, 2006

George W. Bush

43rd U.S. President. Replaced by 44th U.S. President Barack Obama January 21, 2009. Booed out of the white house by spectators while they sang Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye, Video can be found on youtube. The reason we are having hard times making ends meet. the reason the US economy is in the shitter, resulting in high gas prices, bank foreclosures and more people losing their homes because they cant pay their taxes. the reason people are saving as much money as they can and cutting back, The reason we have to come up with alternative fuels like biodiesel and hydrogen fuel, the reason the US dollar doesn't buy shit anymore and isn't worth as much as it used to, the reason more of our troops are in iraq when they could be home with their families, the reason manufacturing jobs are all in china and products made today are junk and never last for anything (take box fans and plasma TVs for example)

The economy really sucks right now thanks alot George W. Bush for screwing it up. Obama can change our economy I know he can, if he can then kudos to him.

by Anonymouse UDer March 13, 2009

George W. Bush

The biggest fuck nut, moron, retarded, gay, git, prick, ass wipe, dick head, racist, arse hole that has ever walked the face of the earth which ironically is the President of America.

My daddy always said that the day shit falls from the sky is the day George W. Bush gets smarter.

by |.Arsenal.| May 28, 2008

George W. Iscariot

A first, middle, and last name that have rightly become associated with betrayal.

George W. Iscariot has betrayed all Americans everywhere.

by jesster79 March 5, 2006

geosnob

one who disses someone's experience of an "earthquake," pointing to real earthquakes that happen elsewhere.

Harry (Facebook post): OMG, an earthquake in Greenville, SC!
Dick (reply to post): An "earthquake"? LOLZ. That's wasn't an earthquake. When I lived in SF--now, THOSE were earthquakes.
Harry: Geosnob.
Dick: I'd rather be a geosnob than a geohypochondriac.

by Arborealizer August 26, 2011

George Harrison

One of THE BEST guitar players in the history of man kind. He was one of The Beatles. Also the youngest of the four. Peoe claimed him as "The Quiet One." He don't have to speak. His feeling goes through a guitar. When he left the fab four, he was the first one to get a hit. He has made some pretty recognizable songs. He was also FREAKING SEXY AS H***. He died November 29,2001. Years before his death he has wrote books. (He was a paperback writer 😝)

Person 1) "Dude who is this George Harrison?"

Person 2) "George is the one where when you meet eyes with him, you get lost into his passionate soul. You go crazy swing his long fingers. You melt seeing his cheek bones. When you see him shirtless, you pass out on the spot. You wish a lot of men were like George."
Person1) "OK... I was just asking who he is not your turn ons"

by George Harrison freak March 3, 2015

George Weasley

An absolute leg-opener. The HOTTEST ginger alive. He is the sexiest mfer alive. The only man hot enough that can be called daddy while he calls you mommy. If you want to lose your menstrual cycle for 6-9 months, this man will get the job done.

Person: Mmmm, George Weasley is seriously the best guy I've ever had in bed.
Friend: He's fictional
Person: Shut up

by anonymouslydevoted April 29, 2021