Geekstake

A mistake made out of too much knowledge as if made from a geek.

A: Man, I hope the next iPad has a flash.
B: No mate Flash is useless
A: Well how do you take pictures in the dark without a flash?
B: Oooooh THAT flash, not Flash! Sorry, geekstake.

by Noon91 October 1, 2013

geekshit

To talk over people's heads using technical jargon that they're not going to understand. It's designed to equivocate others and to make them feel intellectually inferior. Especially when one is extremely irritated, aggravated and indignant. It's like the geek version of going ape shit, only in a more verbal, cerebral, subtle and restrained type of manner.

I could tell that Steve was going geekshit on Stan, Samantha and Mike this morning in the office. He was lecturing them with those big and unfamiliar words. They had no idea what he was talking about, making them feel stupid. It was his subtle and oblique way of showing how unhappy he was working with them.

by Preston Pierce January 1, 2014

Geekspectation

When someone who you thought was a bit of a geek doesn't know a widely known geek fact.

'I can't believe you didn't know that Phil. You've gone down in my geekspectation!'

by Joshatron May 27, 2014

geekspacing

When IT professionals, developers, etc. leave empty seats between their neighbors in a lecture, conference, or other large group setting.

Wally and Aaron's session was standing room only due to the geekspacing.

by schumatt January 13, 2016

geesaman

A name for a spike headed boy who usually just lies around and games a lot. Everyone gets mad at him for no reason. Spoiled.

"YOYOYO STOP THAT. You're gonna end up being a geesaman"

by Teddy BEARZ March 26, 2016

geeksome

Awesomely geeky.

We had a geeksome chat with James. We're both such geeks.

by shaggos May 20, 2016

Geese

An evil creature made by satan himself. They flock in groups of thousands and will shit on your lawn relentlessly. Theyll block the road when youre late to work just to angrr you intentionally, and worst of all they are capable of reproduction. Sadly the government believes these creatures of evil, for whatever reason, to be worth perserving; thats why its illegal for you to shoot them or run them over.

HONEY! The damn geese are back!
Son! Watch out for that geese shit in the yard!
Yo dude! Watch me shoot these dumbass geese!

by Therapguy98 August 22, 2016