Fluke Goal

An excuse to make you or a group of people feel better about loosing

Joe: that was such a Fluke Goal

John: init
Me: bs

by Jack Reynolds November 24, 2019

Field goal position

When a naked woman has her legs spread so that they resemble goalposts, because she’s waiting for you to score.

Of course you didn’t hear me walk in on you guys- you had her in field goal position!

by Fratty Frat June 01, 2022

Couple Goals ♡

Quite literally a couple that just say ooga booga and booba to eachother and love each eachother more than anything

"Ayo what the fuck are Aliyah and Alex doing"

"They're saying dumb shit gibberish to eachother, they are literally Couple Goals ♡"

by Raptor R3x April 17, 2021

field-goaling

when a person with a dick stands 5+ feet away from the urinal and tried to shoot their piss into it

person #1: damn, the bathroom is closed for cleaning, any idea why?

person #2: oh yea some dude tried field-goaling, major fail

by pee pea April 12, 2021

Seeing Eye Goal

From Association Football; a weakly shot ball that manages to find its way into the net due to goal tender inattention or error.

See also seeing eye single

"The Yanks managed a tie England thanks to a seeing eye goal off Green in 2010

by TimGee250 February 13, 2013

bun goal

The desire of wanting a bun like others

*looks on Google for hair buns* "WOAH Harry Styles is bun goals!"

by Shortygotclass September 05, 2015

Henrik Goal

A henrik goal is a type of goal in rocket league.
It occurs when your opponents just drives the ball in net after you failed a freestyle.

"Bro he's so lucky all his goals are Henrik goals"

by iphonepeter May 30, 2023