Texas Frosty

When a man blows his load into his partners belly button, and then he licks his own load out of the partners belly button!

WOW! The only way to get through these long nights at the hospital is to enjoy a Texas Frosty!

by Gas Station HotDog July 7, 2016

Frosty the Snowman

A Coast Guard hazing ritual in which the crew of boat masturbate into the coxswain's hat and the newest crew member must wear it. The dripping semen makes it appear he/she is melting. It's also called a "Sticky Stuz."

We're getting a new man aboard today. Get Skip's hat for the Frosty the Snowman.
You mean the Sticky Stuz?

by Wells Hungly July 20, 2016

Frosty Joey

The act of a man wrapping his foreskin around a bomb pop, as such of a baby kangaroo

I heard Frank never recovered from the frosty joey he performed for Nicole last week

by dirtydalt September 5, 2021

Vanilla Frosty

(N) A person who has different thoughts and feelings than others in a group that causes him to be self-conscious and is ill-tempered. Often results in fights the conforming group.

Damn, that agro redhead just fought that kid, must have chosen a vanilla frosty instead of chocolate, loser.

by yard sale August 26, 2013

frosty cloud

Eating a pinch full of Frosted Flakes and filling your mouth with whipped cream.

P.S .:While High:.

Dude this feels like a frosty cloud..!

by Oliverz2 August 22, 2020

Frosty Crotch

The medical condition that results from using a redneck air conditioner for too long.

Symptoms include:

Shivering
Severe agitation
An impatience to arrive at the destination
A temporary hatred for the car's owner

Generally, this condition comes around when riding in a friend's car, and they have assorted junk, change, and trinkets stuffed in all the cupholders except their own.

This condition is known to affect men more than women.

"Jerry for the love of all that is right in this world, clear out your cupholders! This milkshake is giving me frosty crotch!"

by The Irish God April 13, 2010

Frosty shower

When a girl squirts in sun zero conditions (Siberia) and as it gushed out it covers you in a slushy like consistency

I love it when my girlfriend gives me a frosty shower

by Frostydyl August 27, 2022