francesco

italian formed name.
usually know to cheat on girlfriends.
but could never get anyone to begin with.

francesco is a cheating liar.

by rftgesrfdft August 10, 2006

France

A nation of spineless, intolerant and arrogant bigots. They speak a disgusting nasal language, they change their political views with the season and still subscribes to the archaic religion of Catholicism. They are famous for surrendering at the first sign of danger and are scared of change and cultural diversity. Ironically due to their incompetence and impotency, the muslim and African minorities are beginning to constitute an ever increasing proportion of their population. Look at their soccer team.

The French President is a synonym for hypocrite and his decisions are only motivated by the appeasement of others. First Chirac opposes the Iraq Invasion the Sarkozy Sanctions the Libya invasion.

Contrary to popular belief France is a terrible place to visit on holiday. Their women are not as hot as people claim and lack basic hygiene. Their weather sucks the people treat all English speakers with disdain even if you are neither British nor American. The countryside is not beautiful nor rugged, it consists almost entirely of over-cultivated farmland with a few villages. Their beaches are all overcrowded and their food is mediocre. Only suitable for homosexuals who enjoy looking at art and old buildings.

Gay friend: "Where should I go on holiday? I just want to drink wine, eat cheese and look at art all day."
Straight friend: "Go to France, never been to a gayer place in my life."

by Pyro2 April 17, 2011

Tour de France

Cycling event that happens every year in France in july gathering hundreds of cyclists from all around the world. It's a competition dominated by Lance Armstrong: an American who win the Tour 7 times in a row.

I will never participate to the Tour de France, I can't pedal more than 85 hours row

by adam August 23, 2005

Fancery

like fancy, except more ironical.

I really liked the fancery way you trashed up the buffet table with your corndog apertifs.

by stefaneechi March 27, 2009

francetastic

When describing something related to the country of France. A play on the word fantastic, francetastic can be used to describe an experience, a sight, a smell, a taste, anything that originates from or in France

Person 1: I saw the photos from your trip to Paris! They looked amazing, you must have had a francetastic time!
Person 2: Thank you, I certainly enjoyed myself

by Matsumoto111 May 23, 2011

franced

A Northern English, especially Lancashire term for being horrendously drunk and in too fragile an emotional state to carry on with a night out. This comes from the good old politically correct stereotype that whether it's war, football or music, the country France gives up on everything.

"I just had 10 pints of Stella, I'm going home, I'm absolutely franced"

by Sullivanus Maximus October 24, 2011

Francesca

Francesca is the girl everyone wants to be around. Though not super popular, everyone knows her and her fabulous friends and loads of boys like her. She's a stunner that all the boys want to be around with her amazing personality. She is also really smart and people always ask her for advice. Francesca is funny, smiley, stunning, beautiful, amazing and just an incredible. You really want to know a Francesca.

Person 1: 'Hey! Who's that, she's really nice, smart and so pretty!'
Person 2: 'That's Francesca!'

by Nora Kennedy February 20, 2019