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The ultimate cock fountain

It’s a legend only spoken of by the holy spirits it’s about a fountain that it shaped like a dick and it’s located in a colosseum in Rome and it shoots white water out and removes your sins
My unholy sins were forgiven thanks to The ultimate cock fountain
by The super saiyan 3 April 16, 2023
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Splitsville Fountain

A sexual maneuver wherein Person A gives Person B a blowjob, leans in for a kiss, then spits the cum into Person B's mouth without warning.
Laurel gave me a Splitsville Fountain last night. It was really weird, but in a way... kinda hot?
by bichasse June 3, 2016
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Jersey wop fountain

When you bring an Italian girl from New Jersey home, and she squirts on your couch.
Holy shit man, after I took that wop chick home the other day she gave me that Jersey Wop Fountain.
by RodJammerJR February 5, 2024
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British cream fountain

when you suck some guy then put a hit his balls with a tea cup and he busts a massive load of hot tea down your throat.
my girlfriend did a weird move last night called the British cream fountain.
by Fck lil pump August 27, 2021
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red fountain

When one proceeds to butt drink but has hemorrhoids so one starts to bleed out of one's ass
This girl got a red fountain from butt drinking too much butt drinking hemorrhoids
by BS123 February 11, 2017
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Alaskan fountain

Alaska fountain is when your partner is restrained to the bed while you place a snorkland mask on their face and fill it with a piss filled Frozen snorkel. As it melts and mask fills with pee pee the screams and the panic shoot fluid up the snorkel making a fountain. In 1817 the founders of remote island in Alaska would us this act of love to to install family values like stockholm syndrome. in there underage kidnapped wife's.
Alaskan fountain should be used when water boarding meets 1 sided love romances. bring love into a basment
by GUMBALICIOUS July 26, 2025
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tennessee fountain

When a large, hollow, cylindrical object (such as a pipe) enters so deep into your asshole, blood leaks out from the other side.
Tim: Hey, so do you do butt stuff?
Brock: Nah, not since I made a Tennessee fountain, its the worst.
by FountainBoss November 27, 2016
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