Flumsy

Fat and Clumsy

Someone who is incapable of normal sensibility. My co-worker is Flumsy

by T3RMY April 30, 2013

flustercated

being fustrated and aggravated at the same time.

i was flustercated with the damn blue flashy lights behind me while i was on my way to pick up my hoe.

by gangster JP September 25, 2005

flushstrated

the feeling you get when, after flushing your toilet, your waste remains.

I pushed the toilet handle and when I looked back it was all still there, and I felt incredibly flushstrated.

by Jonfurstn November 8, 2010

Hard Flush

Fucking someone in the asshole with a toilet plunger while simultaneously jerking them off.

Brian Huntley just got the hard flush. He loves it.

by Dic October 18, 2003

awkward flush

When two men enter a bathroom and one of them flushes the toilet to break the silence and gain the concentration needed to do his business.

Joe performed an awkward flush after his math teacher took the urinal next to him and smiled.

by MrNevermore September 26, 2007

Riddle Flush

The type of flush that occurs for all toilets at Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University where a black hole opens up to swiftly evacuate all contents of the toilet upon activation of the toilet lever.

1: “Yo man, did you clog the toilet after that massive dump”
“ nope, I’ve got the riddle flush”

2: “be careful when you flush the toilet. The riddle flush might suck you in”

by ChokedFlowPooper November 19, 2018

Courtesy flush

The act of flushing multiple times at a guests house, or a party ensuring the probability of clogging the toilet is slim to none.

Yo dude if your going to take a shit, be sure to courtesy flush a few times

by Silver fear August 16, 2012