flackout

an uncontrolled and forgettable outpour of useless knowledge

James had a flackout

by Chris Small May 8, 2014

Flacid Rain

Flacid Rain is when a man ejaculates with a flacid penis.

I was knackered and couldn't get hard but when she started sucking me off I got flacid rain.

by TheCommonestOfDandys June 7, 2014

Flach'd

The undesired reception of intimate bodily contact, typically in the pubic region, ranging from uninvited cunnilingus (Shushing gesture optional), to the fondling of the male genitalia. "Flach'ing" is usually associated, but not limited to, the ingestion of mind altering substances.

Lam: "How was the tent last night?"

Jeremy Fisher: "It was like a horror movie in there, I totally got flach'd!"

by realbillclinton August 11, 2014

Flaced

When you cock-slap someone whilst the penis is flacid.

"Kieran flaced me all night last night!"

by ElChuro September 3, 2015

Flacation

A short vacation of varying duration taken away from groups for flatulence.

One moment guys I had bean burrito's today so I will need to take a short flacation.

by tortoisebear April 30, 2016

flacation

A short vacation of varying duration away from friends or peers for the purpose of flatulence.

Excuse me for a minute I just had bean burritoes and need to go on a flacation.

by tortoisebear April 30, 2016

flackin

Making plans with no money

Paul wants to go to the mall.
Nah bro, he stay flackin.

by caviboijay May 6, 2016