Fix

To inject into the veins (usually of a drug)

“I was gonna give her heroin, but then I remembered she doesn’t fix.”

by eastcoast121 April 30, 2022

Fix

I didn't say anything about me you piece of shit you need to get fed an aluminum bat.

Hym "What you need to fix is what you're doing there you dumpy Midwestern slut. No amount of doing what you're doing is going to un-print that 'I am jay' t-shirt you piece of shit. I spent my entire adult life trying to stop EXACTLY THAT FROM HAPPENING and I gave you an EASY OUT and you REFUSED TO TAKE IT! And for what!? To stop a retard from being what he is by stopping me from being what I am. Solidify that caste system you got going on here? Sweep the bloodstains under the rug? Psychologists aren't even going to be allowed to write about how fucked up what you're doing here and why? Placate fucking solipsists. Even your God can't save you from what you are. No amount of dunking your head in a lake or lying priests is going to undo what you are.'

by Hym Iam July 15, 2024

Fix

You want me to fix it? Ok.

Hym "Here's your fix: I (as the public) don't have to do your bullshit... Then, I also don't have to do THEIR bullshit... You give ne MY shit... And then you both go fuck yourselves. That's the fix. That's the only acceptable solution."

by Hym Iam June 07, 2024

Fixing the koi pond

A highly specific (possibly true) excuse for taking a very long toilet visit. Suggested use is mostly for incidents involving defecation.

"Hey guys, I'm back on stream! Sorry I was gone so long, I tried to hurry, but I was Fixing the koi pond... The pump was clogged and I had to clean it out!"

by AnonymousSynonymous April 08, 2022

Fix It Again, Tony

It’s the acronym for Ford, as discussed by Johnny Hardwick (Dale Gribble) on King of the Hill.

Dale: I know what’s wrong with it. It’s a Ford. You know what Ford stands for, don’t cha? It stands for Fix It Again, Tony.

Hank: You’re thinking of a Fiat, Dale.

Dale: fix it again…

by Kmart Queen October 30, 2023

Tape fix

A fix that is not the most convenient or pretty but does the job good enough.

I fixed my car using a tape fix, not the best thing but it is working

by The 68 July 19, 2024

foot-fetish fix

A temporary slaking of one's inherent craving fer toes dat you achieve by giving someone a lengthy foot-massage.

I find dat if I sit down wif a group of pretty girls and rub all of their cute slender tootsies in turn for five minutes apiece, I get a warm 'n' woozy foot-fetish fix dat usually lasts me for da rest of da day.

by QuacksO October 22, 2023