pouring the milk first

the right way to do it, if you put cereal first you're wrong because society brainwashed you to think that.

mother: are you going to make your breakfast?
child: yeah, and i'm gonna put the cereal first-
mother: *already as dialled 911 and the military force*
mother: the police are on their way due to you not knowing that pouring the milk first is the right way and will guide you to enlightment

by begone, bigot thot March 25, 2018

the first nigger ever

once upon a time a man was white and then he got stupit an also he stait out in da sun to long and he got brown, so if a nigga be actin all old an shit he be a "the first nigger ever" also he love chicken and FRIED!

adam k. jus said "black men have wide noses so they can eat women viggerously and still be able to brethe" also he is the first nigger ever!

by bum-cum October 9, 2008

The first world war

By name, World war I, by historical fact, the seven years' war, which saw the formation of the British Empire and of the current United states eastern border. it was a mere two decades after this that the 13 colonies separated from Britain, the first lands not lost to another europower.

The seven years' war in the mid 18th century or the one at the beggining of the twentieth?

by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004

The First Day of School

right back at you with some more of that east-side shit.

eat my balls, please.

by Far King Hell August 30, 2003

Threw out the first pitch

Jerking your dong in the bathroom of a stadium

I threw out the first pitch at Yankee stadium right on my hotdog

by Regina2323 August 4, 2015

The First Kiss

Something a girl never forgets.

The first action of interest in young couples. Besides commonality's, communication, laughter and similarity's!

Cousin Lav: So, did you?

Cousin: Lek: Did I what?

Cousin Lav: You know what I'm talking about! We just broke curfew, got in hot water, blesed out and nanna's gonna kick our ass. So, did you?

Cousin Lek: You mean play ring around the rosie?

Cousin Lav: *Slap* Smack *Pop* *bam*. I will throttle you, Lek!!! Give up the details!

Cousin Lek: ALRIGHT Already, YES!!! He kissed me. We Kissed! It was the most amazing first kiss of my life. We all fall down should have been echoing threw my mind!

Cousin Lav: Do you know why that sucks for you!
Cousin Lek: We leave tomarow!
Cousin Lav: Hun, you can always write!
Cousin Lek: My life just took a turn to suckville. Nobody will ever match that ashole!

Cousin Lav: It's okay! This is just your first. It shurly won't be your last! The First Kiss will always be your most memorable though ;D
Cousin Lek: *Slap*, Throw*, Bam*...*(suplex hold)**figure four lock* SMELL IT, SMELL IT.....!!!!

Cousin Lav: OH SHIT! THE CRAZY BITCH WENT ROUGE ON ME!!! SILENT BUT VIOLENT ISN"T JUST A FART!!! SHE"S GONNA KICK THAT ASS! RUN GUYS RUN!!! YOU SPAMMED HER CLAM!!! RUN FUKERS RUN!!!

by ThankYouForBeingMyFirst July 14, 2012

Twenty-First Century Gatsby

Someone wealthy who throws parties like Gatsby today but with all the technology and fun that was around in the 20s and with the new culture.

Yeah he's the Twenty-First Century Gatsby.

by André10000 October 11, 2011