Sad farts

When you are feeling so sad that you can’t/don’t even fart.

Person 1: what is up with frank
Person 2: he looks really upset, he must have a case of the sad farts
Person 1: damn

by skegss125 April 8, 2019

fart for farts sake

1. appreciation of the intrinsic value of the something apart from any utilitarian, didactic, or moral function - when there is no intrinsic value. Feigned appreciation.

"Dude, Jim says he likes modern art."

"Yea, it's not even art."

Yea, "fart for farts sake".

by rbrtzz November 17, 2009

fartsniffing

the act of sniffing assgas out a someones brown star with ya nose.

I never inhaled while doin fartsniffing except for if its a good one which smelles nice

by kukel June 5, 2003

Fartsandwich

When you flatulate into the palm of you're hand, close it and proceed to cover a loved one's mouth with your fart hand. Thus, asserting the fart smell onto their lips and ultimately, into their mouth.

Eugene: FARTSANDWICH!
Frederick: Oh man. not again! This one taste kind of good actually.

by Fagman Joe July 26, 2010

Corn Dog Farts

God awful smelling farts that normally follow after Corn Dog Breakfast.

After my late night and corn dog breakfast, i continued playing call of duty, trying not to gag from jon's baby killing corn dog farts.

by BigMikeTheBrave March 23, 2011

Alternative Facts

The bullshit you pull out of your ass t defend the bullshit you pulled out of your ass

Kellyanne Conway, counselor to President Donald Trump, said the White House press secretary gave "alternative facts" when he inaccurately described the inauguration crowd as "the largest ever" during his first appearance before the press on Jan 22, 2017

by Alath Masster March 1, 2017

nigger farts

FARTS!! FARTS!!!

fuck nigger farts

by doge_eating_watermelon September 15, 2018