Action Fatass

A 500lb. woman walking down the street.

Look at your momma

by phatcat April 7, 2003

OH MY FATASS!

Many people use this when a fat person does or says something "omg" worthy

Non-fat person "Hey dude, want to go the movies?"
Fat Person "I can't. I'm going home to eat dinner."
Non-fat person "OH MY FATASS!"

by JizzedUrFaceBro July 7, 2010

fatass

One who cannot get up when pushed down because of his/her immense weight.

Yea, I pushed thata fatass down. And then as I watched him struggle to get up, I kicked him. HAHA!!

by Theory's Apprentice July 2, 2006

fatass hog

A derogatory word for someone who is unappealing to the eye; who has more chins than a chinese phonebook

He eats all day, he is such a fatass hog.

by Vee0106 March 18, 2014

Fatass overules

Octavieo's right

Jamie: No
Octavieo: Fatass overules
Jamie: faaacts

by kfcisgoodasfwth May 28, 2021

Closet Fatass

When you eat a ton of food but you're still skinny.

"That guy eats a shit ton of food on the daily, but he still manages to maintain a weight of 70kg. He's a closet fatass"

by Guacamole Nigga Penis555 October 6, 2020

fatass

Michael Moore's F.A.T.A.S.S.

His Fully Automated Threat Alert and Security System. Designed to keep him in good with liberal tree-huggers, while he eats big macs, whoppers, and 5 buckets of chicken.

Michael Moore's F.A.T.A.S.S. made Farenheit 9/11.

by Wolfe October 11, 2004